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Fantasy Baseball Rebuild Mode 

In fantasy baseball competition, "Rebuild Mode" is a term used for a shitty team trying to save face.
My team sucks this year because we are in Fantasy Baseball Rebuild Mode.

Fantasy Slobber 

One who keep dreaming and fictitious about the impossible future events thereby salivating as a result of enthusiasm.
Peter is a Fantasy Slobber and he keeps wetting his tees 24/7. Never invite a fantasy asshole for parties.

Fantasy Wank

A wank using your imagination of a particular fantasy e.g fucking your neighbor or teacher or mum or dad
I enjoyed a pleasurable fantasy wank last night over my sisters hot friend
Fantasy Wank by Max Pickard June 1, 2018

Fantasy boy

A boy who is like a celebrity crush but you know him

You think he’s hot but you’ve never talked to him and know you won’t get him
Abi: omg this guy I pass in the hall is so cute, but I barely know his name

Alayna: so he’s ur fantasy boy
Fantasy boy by Rosiemcgee September 23, 2023

fantasy cheering 

Rooting for a football player you would normally root against because the player is on your fantasy football team.
As the home team was losing, the crowd became frustrated with John's fantasy cheering for the opposing quarterback.
fantasy cheering by hngryDavy October 5, 2010

Fantasy Jizz 

An online game that follows the success of the highly popular 'Fantasy Football.' Similar to Fantasy Football where players earn points for the amount of goals scored by their team members, players in Fantasy Jizz earn points depending on which female body part they ejaculate on. The more infuriating the chosen jizz location for the woman the more points earned.

Points system:
Tits - 100 points
Face - 150 points
Hair - 200 points
Eye - 250 points
Ass - 500 points

Fantasy Jizz seasons run monthly starting on the 1st of each month and ending on the last day. Players may choose to use the same slut throughout or may drop from the team and choose another due to injury or unavailability. A developing website that is soon to go international.
Dude . . that slag I banged last night earned me 1200 points on Fantasy Jizz . . ass, both eyes and hair. Don't think i'll call her again.
Fantasy Jizz by Slut1200points December 18, 2012