Fanfan

A guy with a small penis. Mostly gets no bitches. Sometime acts to gay with his friends and tries to suck their cock. Because of his name you can asume he's asian but he's not a normal asian. His eyes look like a vagina with outie lips and that's why he's also known as Fotzengrind in his firendgroup. He also likes to play video games like tsundre simulator or Raid shadow legends. He also likes to make random moans when on discord call with his friend sometimes even his mom comes in while doing it and screams at him for how miserable of a valorant player he is

Person 1: Yoo look theres a vagina
Person 2: Not thats just Fanfan trying to look for his dad

by Analritter2009 March 1, 2022

Fundie Fanfic

When espoused by loud, often fundamentalist Christians, the Bible may become Fundie Fanfic.

This also applies to publications such as Watchtower.

"Witnesses! Don't try to sell me your Fundie Fanfic."

by Kahless the Unforgettable October 16, 2008

Dakota Fanning

1.noun. The surprising moment when one realizes that a little girl is growing up to become or has become an attractive woman.
2.verb. The process of a female leaving childhood and growing into an attractive woman.

Dakota Fanning is a critically acclaimed former child actress who stunned the world when she started growing up into a gorgeous and glamorous woman.

"I remember when she was just a kid. Now she's totally Dakota Fanning!"
"Oh yeah, she started Dakota Fanning last year."
"That's your little sister? Wow she's really Dakota Fanning!"
"She freaks me out. Last time I saw her she was just a kid. Now she's completely Dakota Fanning'd!"
"Better watch out, when she gets older she's gonna Dakota Fanning."

by nonononoi March 13, 2009

fanfiction

Stories written by fans of a certain TV show, cartoon, anime, book, or movie using existing plots, characters, or ideas from the series but then continuing the story, adding new characters, changing the ending, or changing the plot.
Most are written by an obsessed fan who invents a character that's supposed to be like him/her, only 10 times prettier, smarter, and stronger who falls in love with whoever the fan has a crush on. Many of them have poor grammar, thin plots, and bad spelling. But there are a few with original ideas, great storylines, and interesting fancharacters writeen by creative writters. These ones are worth reading.
Most fanfiction is found only at fansites of the series or a general site for all types of fanfiction.

Obsessed Fan: I love Inuyasha sooooo much! *squeee* I'll write a fanfic of a super cool and powerful demon cat girl (that's basically me, only a 100 times better) that comes and takes Inuyasha from that evil bitch Kagome who doesn't deserve him (but I do cause I'm super cool)

Creative Writer: That anime show was so interesting and had some neat ideas, but I have a great, original idea: what if it went like this.... I think I'll write my own fanfiction about it.

by Marisa08 December 1, 2006

fanfiction scurvy

The terrible illness that a person (usually female) gets when they read fanfiction for a prolonged amount of time that contains no lemons (aka: smut, sex).

So I was reading this fic and I was wondering when there would be a lemon, but then I noticed it was rated T! I've got serious fanfiction scurvy now, can you link me to some good lemons?

by answer42 July 19, 2010

fanfiction.net

A site hosting fanfiction where 99% of them sucks like shit and 0.75% are so-so and the other 0.25% are actually good.Also suffers from the mystery of fanfictions getting deleted suddenly without reason.

I m bored so I am going to fanfiction.net and spend hours reading lame stories is that okay?

by watever4545 January 8, 2005

faningitis

An acute case of fanatacism causing the victim to disregard embarassing behaviour and neglect personal hygeine, health and wellbeing in pursuit of coveted thing. Adapted from meningitis although no less severe, faningitis can turn susceptible persons into blubbering, jabbering, bodily-function-ignoring tragics.

Dude, that trekkie's got serious faningitis.

by James Eunson October 22, 2006