fallacachi

Distorted, altered state

The character in the video was fallacachi due to buffering as a result of a lack of bandwidth.

by sirLeytonian December 9, 2018

Fallopian Pubes

A religious accomplishment achieved when a man gives a woman such a deep and thorough dicking, that at least one or more of his pubes dislodges from his pelvis, and jets its way past the vulva, cervex, and uterus up into a woman’s Fallopian tubes.

“Johnathan ravaged me last night! I think he gave me fallopian pubes. Dinner for one at the hairy egg farm!”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

mathematical fallacy

Nerds like to use this when they procrastinate.

The mathematical fallacy 2 = 1 is a classic one, guess which step is incorrect:

Let x = y.
Multiply by x: x² = xy.
Subtract y²: x² − y² = xy − y².
Factorize: (x − y)(x + y) = y(x − y).
Divide by (x − y): x + y = y
Because x = y, replace all x's with y's: y + y = y
Simplify: 2y = y
Divide by y: 2 = 1

Did you see the incorrect step? Spoiler alert: it's the fifth one; you can't divide by (x − y), as that equals 0 (because x and y are equal), and you can't divide by zero.

by Lakitu's Cloud December 10, 2014

true fallacy

A fallacy that is meaningful irrespective of the truthiness of subjectivity's premises because the subjective precedes the objective on the line of time.

A fallacy that must be treated as meaningful and therefore real because the subjective vector universally points toward truth whereas the object-vector does so exclusively specifically.

A true fallacy is true regardless of its premises ie. meaning CREATES reality a la Kant.

by sandraxine July 30, 2018

kyno fallacy

kyno fallacy: the idea that calling a random ass fallacy will instantly make your point right or will make you win the argument

*twitter screenshot*: "anime is supposed to be perfect, but black people ruin that"

denzel: hes not 100% wrong

harry: thats racist bro

denzel: STRAWMAN FALLACY!!!!!!

harry: how is that a strawman? sounds like the kyno fallacy to me

by hasbrooo May 2, 2022

Hivemind Fallacy

The false assumption that a person who belongs to some arbitrary group definition must therefore think like the stereotypical archetype of that group.

"Just because he's from California doesn't mean he subscribes to its politics; that's just a hivemind fallacy."

by BadTimeToGetLost March 21, 2023

Redditman Fallacy

A subcategory of the common strawman fallacy.

A Redditman Fallacy is when a user pushes an agenda by showing a screenshot of a reddit post. This reddit post is usually atrocious in quality or with terrible takes, in which the user may clown and easily defeat the argument in order to push their agenda.

An example of this is clear in politically motivated twitter accounts using screenshots including but not limited to reddit posts

Very smart individual 1 : Look at this reddit post of <group they disagree with>! And they're calling us <insert buzzword>
Very smart individual 2 : Wow, I agree,

Everyone else : This is literally a Redditman Fallacy

by slowstrokegoat June 11, 2023