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by The Big Ham March 5, 2020

utter failure

An utter failure is a noun that describes a fail on massive proportions. This failure is a failure on all levels and dimensions. Utter failures can be people or things that have absolutely no good or winning quality

Justin Bieber is a utter failure.

Dug: Yo I heard you pulled an utter failure
Mike: I know I shouldn't have played Runescape...

by ballzindahood October 30, 2010

Epic Failure

1.No matter How hard you try, you Always do it wrong. 2. You suck at everything you do

"Hey can you hand me that glass?"
"Uhh,Sure"
*Glass falls*
"Epic Failure."

by Mr.BallJangles October 20, 2008

failure

some one who is from the state of Ohio

you lived in cincinnati? FAILURE!

by Katie Mac November 7, 2007

failure to communicate

failure to communicate (n)

Attempting desperately to convey an idea or explain what the hell you're talking about, but to no avail; esp. prevalent between husbands and their wives, or any male and female.

husband: "But it's the Cowboys versus the Redskins Thanksgiving game!"
wife: "..."

This is a prime example of a failure to communicate; absolutely nothing was just conveyed.

by wakingpain October 28, 2006

Total Failure

Communism

Liberty Prime liberates countries of Total Failure

by Colonel Autumn December 16, 2020

9/11 failure

A derogatory term for an annoying American that takes online first person shooters, such as halo 3 far too seriously and doesn't seem to take a moment to breath from all the trash-talking they've been doing. The term is usually quite effective in silencing them immediately or provokes hilarious displays of outrage.

American: "Let me drive the warthog"

Brit: "No"

American: "You stupid British faggot! Now Im dead I told you to let me to drive the warthog you asshole... wait why are you tea-bagging me you're on my side?"

Brit: "Because you're a 9/11 failure"

by BigBopper07 March 9, 2010