Fellationado

A connoisseur of receiving oral sex.

Ever since beginning our relationship, I have become quite the fellationado in bedroom situations.

by dodgeball1986 October 24, 2007

Fellatio Code

When one party member offers to give fellatio to another party member (joke or not), the former party member is obliged by the Fellatio Code to follow up on the aforementioned action of fellating the latter party member.
If the offering party member hereupon refuses to perform the offered fellatio, she (or he, if thats how you roll) is subject to a punishment up to the discretion of the latter party member

Guy: Blow me
Girl: Fine
Guy: Awesome
Girl: Not
Guy: Nope, you have to follow the Fellatio code
Girl: Damn

by BGold20 October 20, 2009

Fellatio Tuesday

In an attempt to increase the longevity and stability of marriage a national movement has started. Fellatio Tuesday acts in the model of "ride your bike to work day" or "Christmas" where on the first Tuesday of each month wives world wide show their appreciation and love for their husbands with oral pleasure.

wife: honey, its fellatio Tuesday and I got you a blow job
husband: thank you honey, but I did not get you anything.
wife: you didn't have to, its all about you today...

by ork November 18, 2009

fellatio

The greatest thing ever.

Yo man hopefully your sister will give me some fellatio

by D WEST April 27, 2008

fellatio ratio

The ratio of females to males at any given point in time.

Chris Bees walked into the party and was super-stoked about the fellatio ratio as he barked, "I'm tots gonna cops some domski tonight bro!".

by Jazpah January 4, 2010

Auto Fellatio

When a man gives him self oral sex or a blow job to pleasure himself.

*Alex Gaskarth would do Auto Fellatio if only he didn't have a '2" dick'

*Alex said this during a concert in Seattle.....lol!

by Delicious Nuggets April 12, 2009

failatio

Portmanteau of fellatio + fail.
A failed attempt to suck your own tallywhacker.

The cunt-starved gentleman was so desperate for a blowjob that he decided to commit fellatio upon himself. But he couldn't.
"Argh, failatio!"

by MEFF February 13, 2009