faildog

An image which is similar to lolcat in the manner that is is coupled with text.

The text would state an obvious that the dog would be failing at any act, in which the dog would be trying to persue.

(Dingos are not included)

*{Bob looks at image of faildog}*
Bob: AHAHAHA !!! that dog has his ass in the can but he can't get out. FAIL !!

by T3kB0iisSoGwed March 23, 2008

Failed Pornstar

When you try out for a porno with your cat and u accidentally only last 20 seconds and the cat scratches you on the 2 inch punisher so u bleed out your penis and u try to clean it up with a tampon and ur mom catches fluffing the cat so now she disowns you and you live on the street with the cat!

I’m now a failed pornstar so I fluff blotch on the street!

by I fluff my cat with the 2 inch May 21, 2020

hayward field

TRACK CAPITOL USA. The greatest times in the US are run on this track, including jim ryans high school record that was broken by Allen Web (who also ran on his time on this track). Also Steve Prefontaine who held ever american record from the 2000m-10000m.

"I'd like to give Lasse Viren a 5,000 meter tour of hayward field" Steve Prefontaine

by EastRoch XC December 3, 2004

welcome to the rice fields mother fucker

To inform a person that they are in the rice fields

Welcome to the rice fields mother fucker here is where you'll work

by Ikkybee March 12, 2017

Field Day

A thursday night room cleaning to prep for a inspection friday morning that is required to go way beyond the point of clean to ridiculous things like no ice in your freezer, no water in your sink, no hygiene products in your shower. Most of the time you truly believe that someone woke up one morning, sat down with a pen and paper and just came up with a bunch of ridiculous things to look for in these "inspections". Basically Field day is just another tool used by Marine Corps leadership to piss off and demoralize Marines on a weekly basis.

field day is dreadful

by GROWLyou1234 December 10, 2009

cotton field

a large congregation of black people

look at that cotton field by the buffet at kfc.

by D'hyrelle Joyn'zahn March 11, 2010

sexual football field

this is like the bases but more in dept
10 yards is a kiss
20 yards is making out
30 yards is feeling up
40 yards is dry fucking
50 yards is fingering
60 yards is a handjob
70 yards is eating out
80 yards is head
90 yards is titty fucking
100 yards is full blown fucking or sealing the deal
a field goal is a quiky
2 point conversion is anal
an interseption is getting cock blocked
a fumble is u fucking up
a incomplete pass is u tried but got shut down
a rush is going in order
passing is skipping around the yards

dude i was with stacey and ull never beleive how far i went on the sexual football field last night and damn we went 80 yards then then 100 then i slipped it in her ass for a 2 point conversion

by lajsdhfll September 26, 2005