This guy is a hot mess, literally. Normally a dude who's too intelligent to admit it yet, one big reason to that is, he's regretting it, that he hasnt been to college. so i've youre having a fabijan in your life, youre a lucky girl!
by Dadagurligurl January 2, 2017
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by Fat boy 101 December 10, 2018
Get the Fabian mug.an exclamation of joy, wonderment, and flowing locks, inspired by something glorious such as the sudden appearance of Fabio, male model extraordinaire
by GMCourf June 18, 2013
Get the Fabiola mug.Method of getting your way in disputes with your girlfriend by appearing to give into her demands. The Fabian strategy derives it's name from the Roman general Quintus Fabius Maximus. He ran away, rather than engage in battle, he would retreat and retreat until the enemy grew fatigued and eventually made a mistake. Though I abhor it as a military strategy, it is the basis for all successful personal relationships.
My girlfriend wanted to re-paint the hallway so rather than say yes or no, I employed the Fabian Strategy and asked her if her sister had done anything crazy lately. She spent an hour ranting about that and totally forgot to ask me about the paint samples she brought home. She is sleeping peacefully and Fabian (me) has retreated to his den where he is drinking scotch and playing Snood.
by Are2Dee2 March 25, 2011
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"omg, look its fabio!"
"*drooling* we have no chance with him, but lets make a secret plan to take him away with us on a trip"
"*drooling* we have no chance with him, but lets make a secret plan to take him away with us on a trip"
by MRRTortoizee! March 25, 2009
Get the Fabio mug.complaining about something that happened to you using your status on facebook. Usually something stupid or irrelevant and no body gives a fuck, hence the "bitching" part.
Facebook status: fucckkkk. I hate it when my teacher goes 5 minutes over time! :@
Comment #1: who cares, stop facebitching about shit like this.
Comment #2: quit being a facebitch and suck it up.
Comment #1: who cares, stop facebitching about shit like this.
Comment #2: quit being a facebitch and suck it up.
by copier19 October 28, 2010
Get the Facebitching mug.A ‘Fabien’ is one of the Hottest guys in your school and is smart, caring and extremely fun. A Fabien is meant to be amazing at sex and they get all the girls. If you’re female and you know a Fabien... get with him or try sex with him because it’s soooooo good!!!
The French ones are the best of the best
The French ones are the best of the best
Every girl at school “OMG it’s Fabien. How do I look?! He’s got to be into me”
Every dude at school “wish I was called Fabien”
Every dude at school “wish I was called Fabien”
by Think about how rare Fabien is August 5, 2020
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