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Fact-ness

fact-ness (n): to believe that a fact has a ness and that it adds to the fact making it more factful. (not factual)
Adrianna has a lot of fact-ness about vagina.
by Ogram88 June 23, 2010
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fact on

this term may be used as an affirmative statement that adheres to a general concurrence by persons of the same ilk. tags may also by used in the subjective.
Kathryn: "Hey B! Are you on for a fews sauces tonight?"

Smithers: "Fact on, kid!"

Tana: "I heard you flaking a blast of shots last night. I'd say your balls must be worn off ya"

Chef Eoin: "I know ya, my arse was in bits after it.... fact on!"
by BobbyChops August 18, 2011
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Fact Account

An account on twitter that will say they speak facts about a specific character or series or company, while in reality will just make cum jokes over and over. The most known fact account is Awesome Nintendo Facts on twitter which is known as the main person who started the fact community
Normal person: You own a fact account on twitter?
Guy: yeah, it fucking sucks
Normal person: Whats so bad about talking about something you like?
Guy: Oh contrare
by SomeStupidUser May 21, 2021
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Fact-Ory

One whose general knowledge of arcane and useless subjects causes them to spew facts intermittently to no avail.
Doug - "Did you know that all polar bears are left handed?"

John - "Uh... No... but that's interesting."

Claire - "Oh, don't mind dug. He's a fact-ory."
by Socko_Detheroc December 9, 2008
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Fact Hat

An imaginary hat used to make fun of someone who has either come up with a completely random fact or has made something up to look smart.

Step One: Sarcastically yell “Wow! You just pull that out of the fact hat!”

Step Two: Motion like one of your arms is wrapped bucket.

Step Three: With your other hand, pretend to pull out a little piece of paper from the imaginary bucket with thumb and forefinger.

Step Four: Now pretend to unfurl the little piece of paper with both hands as if it was rolled up and pretend to read it.

Make sure you make a retarded face while going through the steps to make the offending person feel even more stupid.
Is he pulling shit out of the Fact Hat again?
by Scairen November 17, 2006
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fact-fuck

verb
A political person proven to be a propagandist and embarrassed among his peers and feel as if he lost and has been screwed.

Adjective:

Fact-Fucked
I am going to fact-fuck you with truth about the post you made.

That Fact-Fucked Trump supporter does nothing but tell lies.
by Nooseman Walker July 7, 2018
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fact editor

Someone who repeats a previously stated fact only changing a few choice words in an attempt to subtly correct their mistake.
Jim: Hey, look at that nice 25 footer boat out in the parking lot!
Kyle: Yeah, that is a real nice 24.5 foot boat.
Jim: Stop being such a goddamn fact editor, Kyle!!!
by baddogfood August 21, 2011
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