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facial station

A person who is constantly getting their face spunked on.
That dude is always getting it on the face! It's because he is a facial station.
by Sin Docker June 21, 2014
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facial frenching

When you blow a load on your partner's face then start french kissing
Hey Rob you hear what Tom did with his girlfriend

Ya man he was facial frenching her at that party all night
by B00ner April 20, 2017
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Facial Once Removed

When one creeps into a persons home and ejaculates on their pillow.
- That creepshow gave me a facial once removed... I woke up all fucking sticky...
by LeadTrigger February 13, 2008
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Facial Pubes

When a teen/young man has excessive fluffy facial hair of which doesnt reach the standard of a normal beard.
My friend has a pathetic beard, as matter of fact I wouldnt call it a beard I'd call it Facial Pubes.
by Dr. Crow December 20, 2008
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Facial Friday

The first Friday in February is known as Facial Friday where you dump your gunk on your partners face.

Everyone knows about Valentine’s Day (Feb 14) and Steak & BJ day (March 14) has taken off over the past few years.

Now, a new holiday has emerged to help us get over the winter doldrums.

Give your partner a facial and we are not talking about at the salon.

History:

Although its early origins are not verified, most believe this gained momentum in 2008 which Friday, was on February, First. (Although it applies to the first Friday in February, when that Friday falls on the first it is even more special.)

The wish was that by Friday, Feb, First, 2013 it will be widespread and as popular as other holidays in adult circles.

Others feel it started with a similar intent, but as far back as 1985 when facials started becoming popular in the porn industry.

Some say it goes even further back to the early 1900’s when mud was not readily available in the winter so women had to use alternate sources of face nutrients.

In any case cum join the party and be part of the forging of a new tradition; give your partner a facial today (just for practice).
Sue got a Facial yesterday as part of Facial Friday.
Her and Steve celebrate that tradition every year.
by Jam Scam March 6, 2012
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Facial Buffet

The term for describing the cheeky act of releasing your baby gravy, on an unsuspecting female, after the act of pork swording.
"She took the greatest facial buffet, I can tell you!"
by richard piper June 29, 2004
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Facial Barnet

Used to describe facial hair; normally beards.
''Ah you need to get that facial barnet chopped son.''
by Ronnie Moore June 29, 2008
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