FaceBangin'

When one's Facebook status has the clear intentions of getting young girls drunk and pregnant without them knowing that was the plan all along.

Jamaal's status had "FaceBangin'"written all over it

by geechas May 23, 2011

facebagger

A person that comments on facebook links only to have arguments

I wasted the whole weekend thinking I could have a reasonable discussion with facebaggers.

by thebiscuit January 25, 2012

facebackbushing

escaping out of somewhere backwards so your face cant be seen, dodging and ducking and hiding behind things

facebackbushing out of the office

whose that? .....i divn't nar....they're facebackbushing outta here so i cannit see who it is.

by bobbijanethegreat November 9, 2012

Facebarcissism

(Noun) The act or habit of liking your own Facebook status.

Facebarcissism is starting to pop up all over my news feed, it's so annoying to see it's affecting several of my friends.

Also: Facebarcissist
Johnny is such a facebarcissist, there isn't a status that he writes that he won't like.

by FriendAndy.com November 15, 2012

Facecabulary

A person's facecabulary is the set of faces within the human race that are familiar to a person. When a certain face is made, it's immediately recognized with certain connotations.

Frieda instantly saw Caitlin's scowl and identified it as negative facecabulary.

That chart at the doctor's office that shows varying degrees of pain has excellent facecabulary.

by dancemomsisonrightnow July 20, 2012

faceback stalking

The act of looking at past pictures, posts and other facebook evidence to corroborate something you find out about but had not known to be true

I had no idea Kevin and Marie were dating but I did some faceback stalking and they have quite a lot of flirty pictures and have been a few places alone so it makes sense now.

by victoriousecret October 25, 2013

facebark

for those talkin' loud, and saying nothing

John is facebarking all the time, He's talking out loud but saying nothing.

by Glomevace May 12, 2015