Fabio

Fabio is very gay, has a nice dog tho, his ego is huge and he's also bronze.
thinks he's smexy but he's actually smelly

Dang I dont wanna play with Fabio, hes actually <500 sr

by i am a bronze widow November 12, 2020

Fabio

An Italian man with lots of spice and flavor. A Fabio will talk and eat with his hands- especially if he has access to pizza or frozen Pineapple (a Fabio would never pair pizza and pineapple together-he’s not a monster)A Fabio will have piercing-blue eyes. Looking into the eyes of a Fabio can be very dangerous-a chemical called phenylethylamine will produce in your body, causing you to do/say crazy things. A Fabio will have the voice of an angel and be damn good with his fingers. A Fabio will have an infectious personality that will always leave you with wanting more. A Fabio will be ambitious/goal-oriented (he will probably use lists to organize and plan out his life). A Fabio will not settle, when it comes to finding a match. He will think that he needs multiple lovers, but really he is currently with the one he plans to spend his life with (that’s right ladies- a Fabio has already found his soul mate). A Fabio will make you laugh, cry, and scream - all at the same time. A Fabio will own cats (more than two) because he is the ultimate CAT-DADDY. A Fabio’s dream will to be to rescue animals or become a famous musician. Meeting a Fabio will change your life-for the better. He will make you feel whole, push you to be stronger, more secure, and independent. Don’t party with a Fabio unless you plan on drinking a lots of Mescal, talking beautiful nonsense for three days, and forgetting to sleep and eat. Find your Fabio!

Physical, emotional, and mental perfection in a human being is exceedingly rare; that must be a Fabio.

You’re eating pizza? You must be with a Fabio.

“Yes, Fabio - don’t stop, Fabio”.

I love you, Fabio.

by Loverofcats November 23, 2021

Fabio

A poop flinging Italian monkey who doesn't wash his hands.

Don't touch that monkey Fabio dear, you might get pink eye!

by Ejxidjenhdhd November 29, 2021

Fabio

A fabio is a born alcoholic. He's also a fuckboy. Unfortunately he doesn't know how to control himself and can quickly fall into addiction. He is gay.

You drink so much! You really became a fabio

by Noeeee12 November 21, 2021

Fabio

One of the best people you will ever know and he will tell that for sure. Can be extremely annoying but charming at the same time which makes him even more loveable ,sadly. Very smart and very dumb at the same time. Has hit or miss jokes, no in between. Is a little bit of a princess. Fabio values his time, so don't waste it.
Can be identified by constant flirting and speaking "passionately" (Meaning he's fucking loud).
A person that has touched many lives and doesn't even know it.

Where's the noise coming from? Sounds like a Fabio.

by DannyDJ May 25, 2022

fabio silva

Young prospect who will go on to win many trophies with wolves like the ballon d'or in 2026 and the FA cup in 2020/2021

Fabio Silva is so promising, I can see him doing big things one day

by User14324 September 16, 2020

Fabio

Fabio is the type of boy you'll never understand. There's this girl that is in love with him for years ago, but she'd never told him. He has curly brown hair with black eyes that you can be lost for hours into them. He can be so funny and he has the most beautiful smile on earth but prefer to be discreet. He doesn't want to go to school so you will rarely see him in class.

"look, Fabio comes in class today"

by always right here November 21, 2021