Fabio Lanzoni

Fabio Lanzoni is the sexiest man of the world, the most perfect guy in the universe.

Girl1: Is that Fabio ?!

Girl2: Yes it is the sexiest man of the world !!

Fabio Lanzoni: Yes i am.

by Asuya March 25, 2022

Fabio

A Fabio is a handsome man, faithful and caring. He would do anything for the ones he loves and if you are lucky enough to have one in your life, don’t let him go. He hardly trusts people but if he does trust you, don’t disappoint him. He is an ambitious man, not afraid of commitment. Time spent with a fabio is always great time. He is funny and loving.

-Who are you going to marry ?
-Fabio !

by @theloveofyourlife November 23, 2021

Fabio

Is the worse at video games in the group

But very caring and totally not fat and totally sexy

But fun to be around and make jokes to

Fabios are known for bad gaming

by Nuttynattyshow November 30, 2021

Fabio

A huge herb.

Check the spices in aisle 11, you'll find Fabio there.

by herb farmer April 25, 2020

Fabio

A fabio is a born alcoholic. He's also a fuckboy. Unfortunately he doesn't know how to control himself and can quickly fall into addiction. He is gay.

You drink so much! You really became a fabio

by Noeeee12 November 21, 2021

fabio

that guy that sucks dick. hes so annyoing and shit, when ever you talk to him he acts gay

ewwwww, fabio

by anonymous November 11, 2020

Fabio Sparklemane

Fabio Sparklemane is a cute, lovable, unicorn with a love for his cereal "Unicorn Flakes."
However, once you find out the truth, he's very addicted to cereal, he cannot stop, he needs help, the Unicorn Flakes are taking over his body 1 bite at the time...

"Fabio Sparklemane is in dire need of help"

by capnj17 September 30, 2021