Fabio Sparklemane

Fabio Sparklemane is a cute, lovable, unicorn with a love for his cereal "Unicorn Flakes."
However, once you find out the truth, he's very addicted to cereal, he cannot stop, he needs help, the Unicorn Flakes are taking over his body 1 bite at the time...

"Fabio Sparklemane is in dire need of help"

by capnj17 September 30, 2021

Fabio

Fabio is a person who always farts
And is bare jarring

He teacher pet fam
And so annoying

He is snitch and tell on u
To teachers

Fabio is smelly
Fabio is so gay
I think Fabio is butters

by Fabio gf February 20, 2022

Fabio

Fartman run for cover when he farts youe nose will be destroyed

euuugh fabio mannnnnn

by A2Savv July 20, 2025

Fabio

Fabio is a person with a big dick. All the girls are in love with him that’s why he is so popular. Finally, he is a monster un bed if you stay a night with him you will never forget.

Fabio fucked me so hard

by Wolacpasmoi November 23, 2021

Fabio

A Fabio is a handsome man, faithful and caring. He would do anything for the ones he loves and if you are lucky enough to have one in your life, don’t let him go. He hardly trusts people but if he does trust you, don’t disappoint him. He is an ambitious man, not afraid of commitment. Time spent with a fabio is always great time. He is funny and loving.

-Who are you going to marry ?
-Fabio !

by @theloveofyourlife November 23, 2021

Fabio

An Italian man with lots of spice and flavor. A Fabio will talk and eat with his hands- especially if he has access to pizza or frozen Pineapple (a Fabio would never pair pizza and pineapple together-he’s not a monster)A Fabio will have piercing-blue eyes. Looking into the eyes of a Fabio can be very dangerous-a chemical called phenylethylamine will produce in your body, causing you to do/say crazy things. A Fabio will have the voice of an angel and be damn good with his fingers. A Fabio will have an infectious personality that will always leave you with wanting more. A Fabio will be ambitious/goal-oriented (he will probably use lists to organize and plan out his life). A Fabio will not settle, when it comes to finding a match. He will think that he needs multiple lovers, but really he is currently with the one he plans to spend his life with (that’s right ladies- a Fabio has already found his soul mate). A Fabio will make you laugh, cry, and scream - all at the same time. A Fabio will own cats (more than two) because he is the ultimate CAT-DADDY. A Fabio’s dream will to be to rescue animals or become a famous musician. Meeting a Fabio will change your life-for the better. He will make you feel whole, push you to be stronger, more secure, and independent. Don’t party with a Fabio unless you plan on drinking a lots of Mescal, talking beautiful nonsense for three days, and forgetting to sleep and eat. Find your Fabio!

Physical, emotional, and mental perfection in a human being is exceedingly rare; that must be a Fabio.

You’re eating pizza? You must be with a Fabio.

“Yes, Fabio - don’t stop, Fabio”.

I love you, Fabio.

by Loverofcats November 23, 2021

Fabio

A poop flinging Italian monkey who doesn't wash his hands.

Don't touch that monkey Fabio dear, you might get pink eye!

by Ejxidjenhdhd November 29, 2021