My Hat Fell Off

When you see something very attractive; when you see something shocking

*Cute person walks by*
Me: Oh my gosh, my hat fell off!

by rillill November 1, 2018

Fellatrix

A woman skilled at fellatio; said to be good on her knees. Used in place of the more vulgar cocksucker or cock sucker, and used to indicate heterosexual sodomy rather than gay sex performed between men.

Among rock musicians a term used to describe certain groupies.

1) She makes me crazy, she is such a fellatrix.

2) After so many of the Mothers of Invention did her that she had dirty knees, they wrote a song about Suzy Creamcheese.

by Anon.23791 July 14, 2006

He Tripped and I Fell

A really terrible excuse that you give to someone when they catch you having sex. Usually involves being caught cheating by a boyfriend/girlfriend.

May involve phrases such as "It wasn't me", " It just happened", and "How did that get there?"

Janet: Brad! What are you doing!?

Brad: (balls deep in Janet's attractive friend Roxy) Nothing! It was an accident!

Janet: That is the worst "he tripped and I fell" that I have ever heard! We're over!

by JJBQ May 3, 2010

fellas

the boys; the guys; my manly friends.

I told the wife I was hanging out with the fellas tonight.

by Buster November 25, 2003

ORAL FELLATIO

to perform oral sex, give a blowjob

Sharon performed oral fellatio on all the guys at the party. Kelly said Sharon is just in love with sucking cocks.

by got trophy head November 27, 2009

head fell off

Feeling like utter shit because someone upset you or pissed you off

No-one speak to me, me head fell off

by Scousenotstew February 20, 2018

since i fell off my dinosaur

A term used to describe something that you haven't heard or seen in forever.

Me: Dude, is that a Yugo?

Friend: Dafuq? I haven't seen one since i fell off my dinosaur

by batmanbinsuparman December 17, 2012