fossilosophy

When you think you've discovered an idea that is really wise and original but it turns out to have been around for a long time.

Person 1: "I've recently decided that my religion is kindness"
Person 2: "I think that might be a fossilosophy"

by Golp December 17, 2016

Fossiled

To get/ be extremely drunk to the point where you will most likely have a hangover
Alternatively, it can be used to signify a feeling of extreme tiredness to the point where it feels like you could have a hangover

Alan: We're all getting totally fossiled tonight, wanna join? (extremely drunk)
or
Alan: I feel so fossiled, man. (tired/hungover)

by wobsandgobs January 15, 2019

fussilier

A so called infantry captain with no balls

Man Capt so and so is being a fussilier

like that one captain Bell

Yeah he is a total pussy

by salty pup April 24, 2008

Fossin Around

Too look or appear busy by sweeping, raking, or lightly lifting and adjusting items around you. This gives the impression to others that your too busy to be asked to do anything else.

The Fossin Around actions stops as soon a beer is offered.

I was fossin around all afternoon, and sure could use a beer now.

by TheGong August 1, 2018

Fossalini

Family milk provider

Are you our Fossalini :o

by gib milk December 1, 2021

fossilized

The state after being fucked so hard, a girl lays in bed motionless like a fossil afterward

Dude I fossilized Cindy so hard last night she couldn't get up for work this morning

by Dan-Druff December 18, 2010

sock fossils

Small pieces of lint that appear on your feet after removing your socks.

Hey, sucka... you should really wash your feet before putting on your flip-flops. Them sock fossils make you look like you have hobbit feet.

by Apecreature June 16, 2011