Fecal boy Johnny

A derogatory term used to describe an adult male who is acting childish and is 'Full of Shit'.

Fecal boy Johnny over there is spouting all kinds of BS.

by Ahshemoto January 15, 2020

malicious fecal distribution

Pooping in someone's yard to piss them off.

Also "MFD."

In July 2013, a news report on ABCnews.go.com said a Nob Hill, AZ woman was arrested for malicious fecal distribution after being caught by a security camera pooping in a neighbor's yard 4 times over the course of two weeks. The neighbors had been in a heated dispute for several months.

by JavaJaneOhio September 2, 2013

fecal matter

Shit that is normally dispersed from the rectum. Used by college professors and soccer moms trying to appear mature when discussing something like poopies.

And lo, Sir Edward did assume a sitting position whilst using the facilities, and a large burst of fecal matter didst disperse forth from his rectum, and there was much rejoicing.

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 11, 2003

fecal synchrony

The observed phenomenon that the shit cycles of men who coexist together (such as in prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, etc.) will tend to become synchronized over time.

Guy 1: I gotta take a shit.
Guy 2: Whatever, dude - you know the boss is gonna follow you right in, right?
Guy 1: Yeah, fecal synchrony is a bitch.

by PositiveZero March 7, 2007

fecal bukkake

It's like bukkake (a circle jerk aimed at the person in the center), but with runny shit.

You can never truly wash off a fecal bukkake.

by Sunil joshi March 8, 2007

fecal matter excretion unit

A very intellectual word for an asshole fecal matter obviously being shit, with the excretion unit being the asshole.

I just squeezed a big log out of my fecal matter excretion unit.

by Chode bone November 15, 2006

Fecal dumpling

A small oblong shaped piece of feces that would look otherwise tasty if it wasn't made out of poop.

Dude, come to the toliet and check out my fecal dumplings and brown sauce.

by B0dizzy September 21, 2005