face-palm

A gesture of annoyance by slapping the palm of one's hand to the center of the forehead.

Joe: How do you spell "the"?
Bob: T-H-E
Joe: Oh...I knew that.
Bob: I'm going to face-palm now...

by iMintSheep February 12, 2009

*facepalmdeskfloor*

A way of expressing exhaustion, or possibly extreme exasperation, or dumbfoundedness. A take on "facepalm", but more!

Tired: "OMG. I haven't slept in days . . . *facepalmdeskfloor*"

Shocked: "I can't believe she posted my drunk texts from last night on FB!" *fpdf*

by Skidoodilybop August 13, 2010

Synchronized Face Palm

When two or more people face palm at the exact same time.

That was so bad you both just did a synchronized face palm.

by SissySweet March 24, 2011

Epic Face Palm

The only thing to do when someone fails THAT much.

Randall: Hey, what's Obama's last name.
Mike: *epic face palm*

by Intelligence001 June 14, 2016

Facepalmery

The act of putting your palm to your face in a moment of stupidity.

"When my mother asked me to explain to her what "the shocker" was, i engaged in the act of facepalmery"

by SarahSnapShot August 27, 2009

facepalmed

The past tense of facepalm

I facepalmed when he said that Frank Sinatra named his kid Moon Unit...

by BlondeGatita September 6, 2010

Faceplam

(Verb) "Faceplam" is an adaptation of facepalm.
Definition 1: One would facepalm and the face would slip out of the hand and hit the desk or table.
Definition 2: One would facepalm so hard that it would make a slapping sound.
Both definitions may result in facial damage.

Dude, this was so stupid. I faceplammed, and it hurt!

by ColeslawProductions October 19, 2013