Violin Expert

Someone who tends to cut certain areas of their body, and does so with a knife. The act of cutting represents the movement of a person playing the violin.

John-'Hey Barry, I heard you're a total violin expert'

Barry-'I do pride myself in my ways of playing the viol...'

John-'Not like that, you nerd'

by Obama Bin Laden September 25, 2016

Keyboard expert

Someone who has to stroke their ego by trying to educate people on social media platforms.

I'm tired of keyboard experts chiming in like they are the smartest person on the internet.

by Draskvin October 10, 2025

olympic expert

Someone who has no idea how the sport works but when the olympics are happening they turn into an expert in what sport they are watching

Becoming an Olympic expert

E.g:Someone watching diving
A:watching diving

B:yes
A:do you watch diving often

B: no
A: but why so suddenly you turn into an expert of diving
B: it just the olympics

by Klojarw July 29, 2024

Cock Expert

A person that has so much experience with his cock, that he became a cock, and grew a third ball. - Shadow

Person: Did you know that cocks grow up 1cm every single 4 months?
Person 2: Wow! I didn't know that, you're a cock expert.

by cumconsumer4122 October 14, 2021

Expert Goal

this highest goal in Diner Dash and many other casual downloadable games

Woo Hoo, I got expert goal on the last level of Diner Dash!

by 50%Cat October 30, 2011

Racist Shit Expert

Reg

Reg is a racist shit expert

by Chet_Manly007 December 31, 2023

1st Page Expert

When someone talks about a topic/claims they are knowledgable in- but their only knowledge of the topic is all the information on the 1st page of Google. This can also be used to describe someone with a shallow understanding of a topic.

Person 1: Look at Fred talk about finances to the rest of the party, he doesn't even know what he is talking about.

Person 2: Yeah, he doesn't even care about finances. He is such a 1st Page Expert.

by Jane Doe324 July 25, 2022