by b2hoops December 1, 2009
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A virtual yet poor definition of da Vinci's Vitruvian Man: a European Starfish
European Starfish: Borat-esq gentleman lying on the beach, allowing the waves to lap his Neverland
European Starfish: Borat-esq gentleman lying on the beach, allowing the waves to lap his Neverland
by OrtisDei August 10, 2010
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A description attributed to old white people who hail from the European continent, often recognised by their inability to add salt (referred to in their vernacular as 'spice') and refusal to wash hands before eating, and after scratching their arse. Not to be confused with the Continental European breakfasts served at American hotel chains like the Hilton.
Jasmine: Congrats on your new place! What's your flatmate like?
Tina: She's Continental European...
Jasmine: OH..you better stock gallons on hand sanitiser in your flat.
Tina: She's Continental European...
Jasmine: OH..you better stock gallons on hand sanitiser in your flat.
by kuntress December 23, 2018
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It generally results in the death of at least one of the participants, and as such specifics of the EDC are not properly known.
It generally results in the death of at least one of the participants, and as such specifics of the EDC are not properly known.
Rob, why is there a treadmill next to your bed?
I'm training for the EDC (European Diamond Cutter)
or
That was good but have you ever been EDC'd?
I'm training for the EDC (European Diamond Cutter)
or
That was good but have you ever been EDC'd?
by PWTaylor September 26, 2013
Get the european diamond cutter mug.hell on earth. u learn a lot from it tho...IF u make it out alive.
u wont pass 1 test w/o studying 4 hours for it the nite before (4 hours meaning u just passed with a D) let me play it out for y'all:
1 hour - u gotta be kiddin me
2 hours - screwed
3 hours - haha good luck
4 hours - passing with a D...a very low D
5 hours - high D
6 hours - low C
7 hours - mid C
8 hours - high C
9 hours - low B
10 hours - lower-mid B
11 hours - mid B
12 hours - mid-upper B
13 hours - high B
14 hours - high B
15 hours - high B
16 hours - high B
.............yea, there is no way u can get an A
if u r currently enrolled or just signed up for this class...
good luck.
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u wont pass 1 test w/o studying 4 hours for it the nite before (4 hours meaning u just passed with a D) let me play it out for y'all:
1 hour - u gotta be kiddin me
2 hours - screwed
3 hours - haha good luck
4 hours - passing with a D...a very low D
5 hours - high D
6 hours - low C
7 hours - mid C
8 hours - high C
9 hours - low B
10 hours - lower-mid B
11 hours - mid B
12 hours - mid-upper B
13 hours - high B
14 hours - high B
15 hours - high B
16 hours - high B
.............yea, there is no way u can get an A
if u r currently enrolled or just signed up for this class...
good luck.
muahahahahhahahah!
i learned all about the political, social, economical, and other factors that influenced the european culture from the renaissance all the way to 2006 over the course of 1 year in an ap european history class... unfortunately im half the person i was wen i walked in the class the 1st day...because i tryed to comit suicide so many times.
by Alex Kayne September 17, 2006
Get the ap european history mug.A idea that was once brilliant, which aimed to unite Europe and allow it to stand up to the rest of the world through economic and political cooperation. In pratice an huge ineffective machine where nobody can agree with anyone. Moreover most of the european population either doesn't care or doesn't like it.
But by the way the EU political system makes about 50% of the laws of the countries in the union. The whole european political structure is governed by the "european commission" which is not even elected: what a great lesson of european democracy. Lets look at our problems before we laugh at the US elections. Please!
But by the way the EU political system makes about 50% of the laws of the countries in the union. The whole european political structure is governed by the "european commission" which is not even elected: what a great lesson of european democracy. Lets look at our problems before we laugh at the US elections. Please!
The pre-Irak war conflit is a perfect example of Europe being unable to speak in a clear and united voice.
by Ronto November 23, 2004
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Rush Limbaugh: For crying out loud Brian, read my book! Judge for yourself.
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Woman: Hashnork!
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Woman: Hashnork!
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Woman: ARKARUDAAA!!
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