Election

A cultural event indigenous to New Hampshire.

Masshole driving in New Hampshire: hey look, there are signs for candidates on people's lawns. Is there an election coming up?

New Hampshirite: You're in New Hampshire, so yes, there is an election coming up.

by Granite State November 3, 2009

Erection factory

A fine ass bitch!

One that induces erections (hardening of the phallus)

Man, when that Erection Factory walked by everybody's pants shrunk!

by 3rdrocket October 14, 2011

erection fest

Erection fest is the most merry time of year! The Jolly day that the Christmas Tree is erected. A day that calls for hard celebration!

Merry Christmas kind stranger! Come to my erection fest celebration and see how big mine is? My tree.

by The Tea Cup Moose November 13, 2020

[re-erection]

The situation in which multiple erections are had in rapid fashion.In other words:getting horny then getting horny again soon after the first boner wears off,usually from the same female.

God,Andrea looked hot as hell in that miniskirt,I had a re-erection all day,i just wanted to tear her up!

by Davion Williams December 9, 2008

necessary erection

An unwanted boner used for the express purpose of shutting some dumb bitch up.

I didn't want to get one, but it was a necessary erection if I had hopes of shutting that hoe up.

by Jaiger March 30, 2011

primary elections

n. The process by which American voters select the worst two candidates for a political office.

Dennis Kucinich had a brain, so it was a foregone conclusion that he would lose in the Democratic primary elections.

by WittierThanThou October 13, 2014

chest erection

the occurrence or state when one leans over while wearing a jacket or coat (often with a front zipper) causing a noticeable bulge in the front of the jacket around the chest area, which often appears like an erect penis building underneath the clothing

"Bro, you better take that jacket off when you go to meet Brittany's parents, you're rocking a major chest erection."

by bigboi68 November 4, 2017