essaylution

the revolution for a smart essay style

mr. ash's class and the dumb writing style

by Cory Dollar April 25, 2005

Ten-o-Clock Essay

An essay written frantically the night before it's due.

Jason: You know that eight page psych paper I told you about
Me: Yeah, did you do it?
Jason: yeah, it ended up being a shitty ten-o-clock essay.

by B.Alice October 20, 2009

Lit Essay

a Lit Essay is a 5 paragraph paper that you write after you read a book in English class. they are a bitch to write and a complete waste of time and energy.

using quotes by Jim from Adventures of Huck Finn are a bitch to write out.

by brat April 10, 2005

Anchor Essay

An essay that is worth a good percentage of your grade in 2 or more classes. An Anchor Essay usually combines aspects of those classes, and is graded by the teachers of those classes.

Also known as "Sunshine Essays"

When the History teacher set the due date for the Anchor Essay, the class groaned.

by Grr December 4, 2003

essay uppercut

When you are writing an essay, you present all the mundane topics just lke punches boxers give and take during a match. When one subject hits too close to home and you feel the sudden urge to spazz out on the paper, this momentary surge is called an 'uppercut' so to speak.

John was writing an essay on 'the life cycles of mammals' when suddenly he realized the book was insinuating that all mammals are a certain way. He began to spew a paragraph about how some mammals DO NOT act accordingly to traditional concepts. Incidentally, he threw an essay uppercut.

by collegegirl01391 April 10, 2011

Eskamo Job

The act of rubbing a penis with ones nose, with a goal of making the penis ejaculate.

Dude that girl gave me the best eskamo job of my life

by Coach Bailey July 9, 2011

Eskamigos

When three separate guys fuck the same girl

Dude did u bang her too?

Yah all three of us did!

No way we eskamigos!

by Austin/Kodi/Brandon September 25, 2018