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Escape Artist

When one is sitting down and cuts a fart, the gas runs around ones nut sack or lady biscuit than escapes into the atmosphere undetected.
Larry was getting pulled over by the police when he realized an Escape Artist was about to be present.
by Wesdog64 August 7, 2016
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Escape

(1.) The pursuit we owe to ourselves and the world.

Everyone is a prisoner of something. Current physical circumstances. Past trauma. A limit of belief or imagination. An insecurity. A lie we believe. A truth we ignore. A fear of failure. A voice in our heads that dictates what we can and cannot do. Expectations of family or society. Disability. Chronic Illness. Addiction. Grief. Shame. A general world weariness or exhaustion. A locked idea that the world we've known is the only world there is, or ever could be.

We praise the P.O.W. who escapes an enemy/internment camp. We praise the addict who escapes their addiction and chooses sobriety. But in so many other contexts escape is considered juvenile, a product of weakness or immaturity. Nothing could be farther from the truth.

(2.) To imagine something better for yourself or the world in a fictional setting, until you have the courage or ability to make it real.

No P.O.W. escapes an internment camp without imagining a vision of freedom powerful enough it spits in the face of their current tortured and starved reality. Equally so, an addict who imagines a reality in which they are sober, is often imagining something they think is impossible.

Escape gives us permission to think limitlessly, even when we think everything in our life limits us. Because it doesn't ask what's likely or possible, or what the odds are. It just asks, "What would your reality look like if you had it your Way?"
Nobody who ever dared to dream the impossible, and made it real, started off thinking it could happen.

Escape is the birthplace of the things we dare to dream.
by Olive989 March 9, 2023
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Escape From Tarkov

Escape from Tarkov is a hardcore shooter where you lose all your items if you die in the game. Made by Battlestate Games, your objective is to build your "Hideout" (which is your base) and level up your level. You can also trade with many traders and do quests to gain items and xp points. There are 2 main factions you choose when you first start the game USEC, an American PMC, and BEAR which is a Russian PMC. There is also a sub-faction called "Scavs" there people are former PMC contractors which have left on their own path. You can collect items with them but won't lose your current gear if you die with them. Theres a 30 minute cooldown after you die or leave raid as a Scav.

Many veterans of the game say the game is fucking shite and gives you PTSD but they still play it because it's "fun". Many new players which are called "Timmies" have obnoxiously bad aim and survival times but always carry their most expensive gear into raid.

The game normally costs around €40.99 but can be on sale in holidays. There are 4 different editions of the game which are more expensive but give you better loot and more storage space in your stash.

There are many jokes in the game, mainly the (head, eyes) phrase which refers to when you die painfully by one shot to the eyes, the most hard to protect vital spot in EfT. There are countless of "Crutch Weapons" and "Rat guns" but the game overrall is pretty much balanced. Rat spots are places no one expects a player to be yet there is one.
John: Yo wanna play Escape from Tarkov, just got a MP7 from a timmy in labs

Paul: I lost everything in the game and can hear footsteps in my sleep please help.

Daddy Prapor my love uwu
by tr1angles April 8, 2023
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midnight escape

Usually referring to the closet or space underneath a persons bed used to hide someone that was snuck into the house.
Keeping storage boxes underneath your bed is your moms way of preventing any midnight escapes.
by courtneyr2054 December 19, 2009
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tryna escape

i try to block the images

but some get through
Yo i’m stuck tryna escape
by BumStatusYo December 6, 2018
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Ape Escape

When you or another individual does something so profoundly stupid that makes you look like a fool/clown.
Person1: "I told you to kick the ball into the opposite goal"
Person2: "I did!"
Person1: "No you didn't you've kicked it into the our goal multiple times now. Ape Escape!"
by WhisperOfTheWorm December 13, 2019
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Final Escape

Some Random Song from the Sonic. EXE FNF Mod of the cancelled Update 3.0.
guy who plays fnf 1: Yo bro have you heard the song Final Escape from the Sonic.EXE Mod? guy who plays fnf 2: Yeah bro its so good!
by fardface69420 September 19, 2022
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