ERIC

He who soars with Eagle! The sexiest man alive, when you lay on his chest his heartbeat sounds like drums! Every time I see him he gives me butterflies in my stomach! The best friend you could ever want or need! He will make trade with paleface woman! Great in bed and has all the goods right where they should be! But watch out he can be a very moody man at times! Any woman would be lucky to have Eric in their life! But Eric only love C-!

I sure wish I had an Eric in my life!

by CCS13 November 12, 2021

Eric

That one kid nobody wants to know but everybody knows. The school menace, and the first person to be blamed for anything that goes wrong.

"Eric, stop going in people's lockers!"
"Eric's being a menace again!"
"Eric Bruh"

by The Egg Kid February 16, 2022

eric

eric is the best guy you’ll ever meet. he looks a bit younger than his age but he is a very quiet person. he gets all the emo bitches, lesbians and big booty latinas. he has very low eyes and looks high off his ass all the time. he is the only guy you’ll never need and is better than your boyfriend, ex and the guy you’re talking to. he has a large penis and is of average height.

quandale: who’s that guy walking with that emo girl and latina with a fat ass?

daquavious: that’s eric dawg just look at him

by oucid June 23, 2022

Eric

A small short human bean who will play bed wars and sky block and flex about how awesome he is at the game when he isn't. A common mistake he makes while playing any of these is that he will fall in a one block wide gap will sprint jumping. A true Eric will make this mistake at least 3 times per game.

"Wow look at him! He is such as failure! That Eric fell in a one block wide gap 5 times in one game!"

by The Almighty Mew October 22, 2022

ERIC

ONE OF THE FUNNEST, HOTTEST, STRONGEST,GUYS EVER.HE HAS ONE OF THE BIGGEST PENISES I HAVE EVER SAW. IF YOU EVER HAVE THE CHANCE TO HANG OUT WITH HIM OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT DO NOT EVER PASS IT UP. IF YOU DO YOU ARE A LOSER.

YOU: 8----D
ERIC: 8---------------------------D

MAN ONE DAY I HOPE I CAN MEET AN ERIC.

by CRACKA-KING April 6, 2009

Eric

The man I love with all my heart n will spend the rest of my life loving. He is my forever!

I love Eric like a fat kid love cake!

by forever Young's girl May 18, 2009

Eric

A complete loser with no respect for himself who dates Raccoons and talks about how much action he doesn't get in TJ. He has been known to cry when intoxicated and Hangs out with two Fat Homies often in front of his house. Has been known to obsess with how he looks but is fuckin ugly and has a slight resembelance to a mexican shrek. He is the guy who looks at girls through a peephole and tells his friends to come and look.

Eric: "Hey you guys come look at this sexy Raccoon!"

Homie:"No Eric You fuckin' asshole!"

by Cypress H12 July 4, 2010