Cat erection

When you take a shitty hot pocket and put it in the litter box for the cats to use.

"Did you pick up all those cat erections?"

"Did you put the cat erection in the litter box?"

by Jeremy Asia man November 15, 2017

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Erection Denier

When your Female partner acknowledges that you get it up but won’t do anything about it

Me: “You aight man? You seem disappointed. Married friend: man it’s been rough, haven’t hit it in 2 weeks. Me: Damn man ur old lady is such an Erection Denier!!

by Yell-A-wolF November 11, 2022

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what you see while heading towards downtown tallahassee, florida from the governor's square mall. the new capital building, then the 2 small round buildings on both sides. therefore, looking similar to an erect penis.

coming up the road, the tallahassee erection is in sight..

by QUACKKKaNole March 9, 2011

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erection paddle

When the man spanks the woman's ass with his penis.

Somedude:"I erection paddled my girlfriend last night!"
Someotherdude:"No way man, thats awesome!"

by Crazasta October 11, 2007

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academic erection

The feeling one receives after completing a major school project or assignment.

Dude, I'm totally sporting an academic erection right now. Five thousand words have never felt so good.

by pethcir April 1, 2010

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Erection Killer

Any situation that immediately kills ones desire to have sex.

Bob: "Hey Tim have you met John's sister yet?"
Tim; "No."
Bob; "She looks like John with tits"
Tim; "Ugh!"
Bob; " Yep she's a real erection killer."

The names in this story were changed to protect the guilty. It's based on an real conversation that happened many years ago.

by OneWhoKnowsBetter March 8, 2012

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