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compensated endorser

A new euphemism for "paid actor". Commonly found on late night infomercials and programming on television stations with a high amount of senior citizens as its viewer base.
"Don't take our word for it, though! Ask compensated endorser Tom Kruze for his opinion!" "I was worried that trying Extenze was not only unhealthy, but completely pointless and fiscally irresponsible, but now, my schlort is still worth precisely nothing!"
by Aeiouza December 26, 2013
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terms of endorkment

any term given to a friend to describe what a geek they are, because of their choice of clothing or their choice of unusual word usage.
In the Big Bang Theory show, the characters use many terms of endorkment to describe their friends weird behaviors.
by Captain Cuda Bong July 18, 2011
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Enforced Obsolescence

A more heavy-handed version of Planned Obsolescence usually employed in the high-tech industry, especially software. Consumers of a product are forced to upgrade through some new technology rendering an old one literally unusable, usually through unnecessary incompatibility issues.
Porting a game from the 360 to the PC, rewritten to require DX10 when DX9 was used originally and clearly runs the game, can only be Enforced Obsolescence.
by Digital Watches May 26, 2010
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Endore

To passionately endorse with an emotional advocation.
To be extremely fond of, beyond adoration.
She endores chocolate; she ate an entire tub of icing with chocolate chips and fudge sauce mixed in. For breakfast.
His sassiness is endorable!
It cannot possibly be a typo, because he endores proper spelling and grammar.
He finds her conspicuous absence of pants endorable.
by Janandler May 29, 2012
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Engorger

An extremely rigid and turgid penis that has been stimulated in a penis pump for 20-30 minutes.
I pumped for 20 minutes before the old lady got home from work so I could rail her from behind with an engorger.

I was still sporting an engorger for about another hour.

My engorger was a deep shade of purple and the head had the appearance of a purple potato.
by Dick Onchin September 20, 2020
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southern Enforcement

A scammer, face leaker and little money hungry child who is sacred of his own shadow. Southern uses people and scams little children out of their Christmas money just so he can become rich. You can buy different ranks just to make up a story saying that you ‘abused your commands’. He just wants to create misery for children.
Southern: I am selling administrator for $500 give me your PayPal.
Child with their Christmas money: Sure here.
Southern: Hello new admin.
Child with their Christmas money: (types in chat) Hello guys.
Southern: YOU ABUSED YOUR COMMANDS. (Removes administrator roles)
Child with their Christmas money: Wha- I didn’t. (Looses $500)

Southern Enforcement is money hungry.
by Child with their money October 29, 2019
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elGordo

Maximum level of awesomeness/power in a given scale.
Something like a Jackpot value,
it's like a total ownage of a qualifier...
How do you rate this site?

-Horrible
-Bad
-Fair
-Good
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-elGordo
by Gintonika May 5, 2008
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