If enraged, It's engaged

To anger someone/something in order to get undivided attention.

You have to piss him off before you get any reaction out of him. "If enraged, It's engaged" was coined just for people like that!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 30, 2021

Engooglement

The Engooglement is the age in which information, knowledge and community have become ubiquitous.

We live in the Age of Engooglement.

by meanjavabean April 19, 2011

Queen of England

if you don’t know the definition of the queen of england then honey are you okayyyyy. she isn’t best friends with our other queen, raini rodriguez so ahem ahem get yo act togetha

loser: who is the queen of england?
raini rodriguez: IF YOU DONT KNOW MY BFF THEN GET AWAY FROM ME
loser: i have no life
raini rodriguez: facts

by jeriyas bff October 25, 2019

English Teacher

Will analyze the shit out of any classic novel or Poem. Seriously, someone could write 'Immy took a book' and an English teacher would think 'oh wow the word 'Immy' is spelt in a way to symbolize political incorrectness...' I don't know how they do it, but they take things so out of context. Coincidentally, context is one of their favourite things in the world. Other than Shakespeare, of course.

My English Teacher spelt my name wrong. Again.

by Englishteachersarebad1 December 30, 2019

English teacher

A person who puts more thoughts into a text than the actual author did.

For instance: "the curtains were blue"
What your English teacher thinks: "the curtains represent represent his immense depression and lack of will to carry on."
What the author meant: "The curtains were fucking blue."

by choclemon December 2, 2011

Cheat Engine

A program or device which hacks games, applications, etc to benefit you which often gets you banned if you are caught using it.

I increased my scores and health using a cheat engine in this video game and was banned by a moderator.

by rfrsiopgjdog January 11, 2015

ENGR 131

The most pointless weed-out class at Purdue University. Every engineering student is required to take it and no actual knowledge is gained. The purpose of the class is to confuse the shit out of everyone and make us do about 20 hours of homework every week.

Oh... and did I mention it's only a 2 credit hour class?!

Dude, why are you falling asleep? its only noon!

I was up till 5 a.m. doing my ENGR 131 homework last night. Just like every other week this semester.

by tacobellisawesome October 22, 2010