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Energy Fascism

The Big Energy Companies conspiring to limit their customers choice as to the source of lower cost Energy in order to maintain their market share and cash flow at record levels.
Southern California Edison (SCE) is guilty of practicing Energy Fascism because they refuse to pay their residential solar electricity customers the same amount, for energy they put into the grid that SCE charges it's non Solar customers for that same Energy when those customers take it out of the PUBLIC grid.

This "monetary difference" makes the Utility shareholders record profits while preventing many more residential customers from installing their own solar panels because of the very long payback period; this practice is used to maintain profits and market share from being reduced by the ever decreasing cost of home solar panels.
by CaptD September 7, 2012
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Energy Hangover

When you load up on energy drinks one night, have a total crash, and have a complete migraine headache in the morning.
I should NOT have chugged those four Monsters last night, now I have a complete energy hangover.
by Thrasher999 January 23, 2009
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energy crisis

An energy crisis is the noticeable price increase of energy resources. It usually refers to the shortage of oil. It can also refer to a shortage of electricity or other natural resources.
Barack Obama is working with the E.E.R.E. to help soften the blow of the energy crisis.

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More terrifying that terrorists: the energy crisis.
by BeckerBoy87 April 22, 2009
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energy leech

Anyone over fifty that likes to be near young people simply to draw off their youthful energy.
Captain McCloskey that same old guy has been walking around the playground for over an hour now; should I ask him a few questions? No, he's harmless corporal, just an energy leech.
by corker January 30, 2010
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energy systems engineer

The energy systems engineer is an elusive breed of engineer. Often found scurrying around the forest grounds on the banks of the River Corrib, the energy systems engineer will not take very lightly the fact that you are tainting their environment with your carbon dioxide emitting ways. They have a weakness for white wine and tacos and can be captured using a butterfly net.
"Derek! I think I have just seen the lesser spotted energy systems engineer in it's natural habitat!"
"Jolly good, William, but what is that curious sound it is making?"
"It is difficult to hear, Derek, but it sounds like it is hashtagging Longford."
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Energy Shield

When the universe and all that is in it seems to cock-block you so hard it hurts.
Homie: Hey man, how're you and Autumn going?
You: Not too good, there's a damn energy shield in my way.
by PlasmaBolt January 26, 2016
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another way of telling someone they are an ***hole or that they have one and it is coveted
lesbian:
i covet your energy healing waste managing reservoir, but i am in heaven.

lesbemen:
you are heavenly. pick my energy healing waste managing reservoir.

lesbian:
how can i covet what i already have now.

lesbemen:
pick it.
by mc ski motts the sauceman July 18, 2016
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