Skip to main content

emilian

A guy who's dick is so big, it doesn't even fit in his girlfriends pussy.
"Emilian is so handsome"
by emilianhrx December 31, 2016
mugGet the emilian mug.

email

Proof that a million monkeys typing randomly at keyboards would NOT produce a Shakespeare play
by Commendatore August 12, 2003
mugGet the email mug.
Related Words
Emiil Emiily emil Emilia Emilio emilie Emilee email Emile Emiliano

Emilio

Emilio is a hot , nice ,caring guy.

he's always there when you need him.

he has the cutest smile.

he always apologises.

he knows how to cheer people up & make them laugh.

he secretly loves guitar music.

he can get into trouble sometimes.

he hates seeing his loved ones cry.

he has an AMAZINGG personality.

he can be a jerk.

he can be a fool.

he cancels his plans to be with you.

he likes winning.

his heart is always in the right place.

these are just a FEW of Emilios awesome qualities.
Emilio's so nice.
by hiiiii. October 30, 2017
mugGet the Emilio mug.

Emilia

A cute, sexy girl who has boys acting all manly around her. Always cares for friends an family, and will forever love muffins.
Wow, Emilia is looking super cute today!
by JumpyBurger9 January 11, 2015
mugGet the Emilia mug.

emailFlauntoholic

someone who wants you to believe that 'n' number of girls are dying to 'be-friend' him. You always find one of such a kind around whose (desperately) 'left-unattended' computer flaunts his mailbox with emails from riya, rita, rachelle, le-yu-won, martha, kathy, priyanka and salma.
sid: *staring at amit's computer* hey saurabh, your roommate's got to be a winner.

saurabh: Relax, 1% of these emails is ages old and the other 99% he sent to himself from fake mail-ids.

sid: wow! That's some crazy emailFlauntoholic.

*naman walks in, beaming with pride*

sid: congra-fuckin'-tulations naman, you got loads of chicks to bang.

naman: ah, they bother me so much. *fakes a shrug*
by ravenblizzard January 28, 2010
mugGet the emailFlauntoholic mug.

Emilier

An awesome person who will make you laugh all day.
Emiliers are mostly charming and have a nice, yet random sense of humor.
Hey. Do you know who this is?
Yeah, sure. Must be an Emilier.
by derLindner October 4, 2010
mugGet the Emilier mug.

Email Opera

An exchange of emails between friends that snowballs into a melodramic opera.
This is what an Email Opera looks like:

// Message 1: TJ says //
1. /excuses
2. PoF was complicated... Turns out she had a bf. BUT I DIDN'T KNOW, IT WAS ONLY AFTER WE KISSED (we went for a walk after the wall climbing) THAT SHE TOLD ME. Which is bullsh*t. She was unhappy and wanted to see if there was anything better out there. I'm not going anywhere near that sh*t.
3. They added new walls.

// Message 2: EM says //
1. I said stop trolling!
2. Ouch sorry dude! That shit sucks!
/kekeke

// Message 3: TJ says //

1. /excuses
2. She wanted to see me again. She texted me this morning. They've been going out for a year already and she's somewhat ready to break off with him (maybe). On moral grounds, I can't do it unless she breaks it off and there's been an acceptable buffer period.  We actually had a great time right up until that last bombshell.

// Message 4: EM says //
1. Your gay
2. buffer period is not needed after breakup sex I think would be awesome lol.

Continues for another 10 exchanges...
by TheLastRambo August 5, 2012
mugGet the Email Opera mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email