Riley Emerson

RiLeY eMeRsOn is a cute, but super funny boi who's perfect :')
he basically lives in the sewers since hes a rat.
p.s: be careful when touching him, because he might be carrying diseases that he brought with him from his home...

Riley Emerson loves his home :)

by rats friend 🤪🥰 November 13, 2019

austin clay emerson

He will treat a girl like a queen and buy her things and he will love you unconditionally

Austin clay Emerson) hey baby want to go shopping to get you something

Girl)no baby I don’t need nothing.
Austin clay Emerson)ok I love you my queen

by Yeetyret January 11, 2018

Emerson

A annoying person who iff is in your life and sings carols, DONT BE FRIENDS WITH HER

emerson sings carols in july, but in december she doesnt

by LA SEBOCHITA June 26, 2018

Emerson, Lake & Palmer

My mom's favorite band. Ugh.

"You want to come to my place and listen to records?"
"I would, but my Emerson, Lake & Palmer vinyl is scratchy."

by Mr. XXXXX January 11, 2008

Emerson

the biggest cunt you’ll ever meet . thinks he’s so hard cuz he has a durag when actually he’s the biggest pussy anyone could ever meet. you often find that emerson’s mum has colossal titties. he’s thinks he runs the roads when actually he got jumped by 30 people. if u ever meet an emerson you will probably think about killing your self

hey guys i saw emerson’s mum

fuck me her tits are so big but i couldn’t find his dad

by jasonmoore44 September 29, 2019

emerson

Emerson is by far the worst appliance company ever. Their TVs don't have the right buttons on them, their appliances are flimsy pieces of shit, and they sell things in the US and yet its impossible to contact their customer service outside of Canada. Seriously try, they block your phone calls most of the time.

Customer: My television doesn't have an input button and the flimsy remote broke! What do I do?
Emerson customer service: Sorry, I'm too busy anally raping my fellow Canadians to respond right now.
Customer: What can I do about my broken iPod Alarm Clock?
Emerson customer service: Not email me, Thats for Canadians only.
Customer: Emerson Electronics can drink my bodily fluids.

by krakpusha March 18, 2008

Emerson

Emerson is the beautiful and wonderful girl in the world. She loves art and plays lacrosse, Feild hocky, and she snowboards. She has passing grades (B-A). She has dark brown hair, bright hazel eyes, and she is usually 12-15 years old. She is Caucasian but loves Asian food. She isn’t petite but isn’t large.

Woah dude Emerson is so hot ! You got to get a girl named Emerson. You’ll never want to lose her!

by ArtsyRoseWater February 26, 2018