Em

a silly little english baka who cant read and got mono from making out with strangers in clubs

Do you know that little lass emily mae baka? she’s super short and can’t read.

by durbanskies September 18, 2021

eme

"eme" or "keme" is a word used by filipinos and others as a joke sort of like putting "jk" while texting

I think she's inlove with me eme.

by kela.kian June 29, 2023

ems

An acronym used for the phrase "eat my shit." Often used by people who get pwn3d by newbies in Tribes.

EMS U FUXNIG N00B!!!1111shiftshiftshift

by Cory April 10, 2005

Em

Small Yoda like midget who has waaaay too much energy and often forgets to breathe inbetween sentences. who got scared in the Others. midget

em looks like yoda

by ragdoll December 10, 2003

Em

Someone who choses to do some thing that makes her unhappy just to keep her friend happy. A wonderful person.

Me- but if this is what makes you happy then this is what you should do
Em - But i dont deserve to be happy

by TheDman! January 9, 2013

'Em

(n.) A collective term referring to everyone who has directly or infirectly contributed to the fucked up shit in your life. It may also be referred to formally as "them" or alternatively as "they."

A. : So, heard the higher-ups terminated your contract. Sucks. Any idea what you're going to do next?

B. : Fuck 'em (them). I've been dying to join Cirque du Solei anyway. That Michal Jackson Experience sounds like the SHIT.

by MizBunny May 10, 2014

EM

Enlightened Moron: Someone who sees an obsolete Truth Video and then preaches to spin like they are the first to hear anything about it.

Then the EM came in and told us all about how blind we were that the aluma naughties are meeting at Build-a-Burger and we need to stop it.

by NewCenturion February 13, 2010