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Elon Musk

An undeserving person; someone who hasn't earned their success. A fraud.
John - I always make sure to flatter my teacher and she gives me good grades even though I don't test well.
Eric - You're such a Elon Musk.
by Josef Stalling April 25, 2025
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Elon Musking

A phrase to describe the process of ripping ass loudly in a room to draw attention to oneself, especially if it results in someone vomiting.
"Fuck, Jeremy was just Elon Musking in there because nobody laughed at his joke. I think I'm gonna be sick"
by Fartmaster2277 August 2, 2024
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Elon Musk

South African born neo-nazi, scam artist, transphobe, and terminally online drug addict, who slapped the name of one of the greatest minds in the history of humanity on to a shitty car company whose lineup is 90% vaporware (where are the Tesla robots, Elon? What about the Tesla Cybercab? Full self-driving?) He also believes in natalism, to make matters worse, wanting to have thousands of children because he believes in the "white genocide" conspiracy theory. As a result, he has so far had more than a dozen (that we know of) children using sex-selective IVF and surrogacy in order to ensure there are only males. (Because, obviously, you can have a sustainable population if you only have males being born. Just look at Mainland China.) He also supposedly believes that he is the reincarnation of Alexander the Great. (Just wait until Musk finds out that the Macedonian king was bisexual.)
Nikola Tesla must be turning in his grave right now, considering what Elon Musk has done to the Tesla name.
by This is my handle okay May 4, 2025
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Elon Musk

The term for leakage of sperm from the ass and down into the vaginal crevice, resulting in an accidental pregnancy (formerly known as a Tokyo drift).
She wasn't on the pill so I went through the back door. Unfortunately I was too slow with the towel afterwards, resulting in an Elon Musk.
by DoctorThrob December 27, 2022
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Elon Musk

noun: a multibillon dollar acquisition of a tech company that the buyer then intentionally sabotages and ruins to the point of it losing all monetary worth.
"Microsoft pulled an 'Elon Musk' with their acqusition of Skype."
by thegirlnextfloor January 19, 2025
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elon musk biographer

A uniquely submissive twat who likes licking the stinkiest anuses that can be found. Fueled by ketamine and shame.
Dude 1: Hey, have you seen the new book by the Elon Musk biographer?
Dude 2: NO WAY, I don't want to read any filth like that! What if my kids find it?
by asshat 6500 February 22, 2025
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Elon Musk

When a girl won't go down or refuses to sleep with you because of the horrible smell coming from your dick.
by NahbroThatsAyouProblem13 March 17, 2025
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