by WorseThanHitler October 30, 2020
Get the Stick it up your ass, Einsteinmug. Albert Einstein High School is the performing arts school of the MoCo,but also holds a IB program and other crappy programs that students don't care about.Einstein holds the super annoying random artsy kids to the smart, ass holes of the IB program.The school also house the Visual Art Center,a place where kids paint acceptable art work.
by Fatrstankboy October 14, 2012
Get the Albert Einstein High School (AEHS)mug. This is a very serious question and it must be answered carefuly and gradualy.
First, let's see what is the ourpose of Einstein's theory of relativity. Well, it helps an astrophysicist to calculate the trajectory of a galaxy, because at such a large speeds an distances relativistic effects are very important. Than he earns some mony for his calculations, which he uses to buy a car and a flat, so he can get laid. In essence, Einstein's theory's purpose is to get laid.
Geometry of Lobachewsky is about curved space. It is useful for another astrophysicist, to calculate effects of passege of a small black hole next to our solar system, and its effects on our space-time. He will get some mony for his calculations from the agency he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, and get laid. In essence, geometry of Lobachewsky is used just to get laid.
And finnaly, let's see what is the burpose of calculus. Well, calculus studies behaviour of systems during some period of time depending on various variables. An engineer employed in hydroelectric power plant uses it to calculet the production of electricity, which depends on the rate of flow of the water through turbines, ammount of water in accumulation etc. It is impossible without calculus. Of course, our engineer won't do this just like that. He will earn money from company he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, where he can get laid. In essence, the purpose of calculus is getting laid.
If you want to now more about other scientific disciplines and their purposes contact us at newscientist@harvard.ma.us. But, sincerely, we suppose that you already now the answers.
First, let's see what is the ourpose of Einstein's theory of relativity. Well, it helps an astrophysicist to calculate the trajectory of a galaxy, because at such a large speeds an distances relativistic effects are very important. Than he earns some mony for his calculations, which he uses to buy a car and a flat, so he can get laid. In essence, Einstein's theory's purpose is to get laid.
Geometry of Lobachewsky is about curved space. It is useful for another astrophysicist, to calculate effects of passege of a small black hole next to our solar system, and its effects on our space-time. He will get some mony for his calculations from the agency he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, and get laid. In essence, geometry of Lobachewsky is used just to get laid.
And finnaly, let's see what is the burpose of calculus. Well, calculus studies behaviour of systems during some period of time depending on various variables. An engineer employed in hydroelectric power plant uses it to calculet the production of electricity, which depends on the rate of flow of the water through turbines, ammount of water in accumulation etc. It is impossible without calculus. Of course, our engineer won't do this just like that. He will earn money from company he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, where he can get laid. In essence, the purpose of calculus is getting laid.
If you want to now more about other scientific disciplines and their purposes contact us at newscientist@harvard.ma.us. But, sincerely, we suppose that you already now the answers.
Student: "What is the purpose of einstein's theory of relativity, lobachewsky geometry and calculus?"
Proffessor: "To get laid!"
Proffessor: "To get laid!"
by J.Z. - vukajlija April 24, 2009
Get the What is the purpose of Einstein's theory of relativity, Lobachewsky geometry and calculus?mug. "Yo Latroy, how we change the battery in da whip?"
"I dunno LaMarcus, what I look like, The Ghetto Einstein?"
"I dunno LaMarcus, what I look like, The Ghetto Einstein?"
by WhiteRichie September 13, 2020
Get the Ghetto einsteinmug. 1. Extremely clever, possessing the qualities of a genius.
2. Unnecessarily complicated, i.e: only Einstein would know what it would mean.
2. Unnecessarily complicated, i.e: only Einstein would know what it would mean.
1. "Wow! She's so einsteinic, she could go to Harvard University."
2. Information is then taken from the vibrations the ear drum makes by the malleus, incus and stapes, which do mad, einsteinic calculations we probably don’t know about...
2. Information is then taken from the vibrations the ear drum makes by the malleus, incus and stapes, which do mad, einsteinic calculations we probably don’t know about...
by farclose April 23, 2017
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by quarot May 14, 2024
Get the albert einsteinmug. "To :Einstein:" generally occurs when somebody of lower intelligence keeps asking questions that are easily researchable; repeatedly and annoyingly.
Furthermore it can occur when a person makes what used to be refered to as a "Diahruian Statement", which may or may not include gross spelling mistakes and a lack of knowledge about the English language.
Furthermore it can occur when a person makes what used to be refered to as a "Diahruian Statement", which may or may not include gross spelling mistakes and a lack of knowledge about the English language.
by AdneDR October 22, 2017
Get the :Einstein:mug.