high rise turding event

A highly competitive, underground event held after dark in major metropolitan cities during which participants hang their asses off a high rise balcony, endeavoring to take a calculated dump onto the heads of those passing on the street below.

I’m so proud of my youngest son, he took first place in the high rise turding event last weekend and you know advanced applied physics is part of it all.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

Eden

A girl who's eyes put a spell on every boy's mind. Who's smile can melt a thousand hearts. Who's beauty is more blinding than the sun, yet it falls into nothingness compared to the beauty of her personality. So much kindness to give, so much love to share. Funny but all so serious. So strong, yet so fragile and sensitive. Like a flower so delicate, but only he who knows how to handle it with care can do its true beauty justice..

Dude1:You know that girl over at 16th street in Villagonzalo?
dude2: yeah who doesn't, she's a real Eden
Dude1: yeah a real Eden

by Raul Clyne January 9, 2007

eden workman

The most beautiful girl in the world. Period. The sweetest person you’ll ever meet who cares for everyone. She only dates the best of the best (Gavin Ivie) and she knows how to make anyone feel better, especially her boyfriend. Eden is really laid back and easy going, she puts everyone shes around into the best moods. Her boyfriend is obviously the luckiest to have her cause she is so amazing and pretty and talented and splendid and all the good in this world rolled into one.

Gavin Ivie: I only date girls who are beautiful both inside and out.
Gavin’s brain: brooooo you should totally date Eden workman

by Rancheritos November 30, 2019

Main Event Jey Uso

WWE Superstar Jey Uso competing in the Main Event of Smackdown weekly and aligns with Head of the Table Roman Reigns. "I'ma get em"

Tonight Main Event Jey Uso will face off against Daniel Bryan.

by That Madness April 7, 2021

the end event

the end event is the final fortnite chapter 1 event. the rocket launched, then opened a rift in the sky (after setting up rift zones over the season for the other 6 people to enter this world. we only know of the visitor, the scientist, and the paradigm) which opened the existing rifts, allowing the others to get through. they spent some time trying to get in a line to rift behind the meteor. they open a rift on front of the meteor, and eventually the meteor starts moving again, going into the rift and being teleported to the top of loot lake (where the orb and zero point are happening) one of the seven come down from the rift above loot lake, and entering the orb. the meteor follows shortly after, being guided by the other 6. it goes into the orb, causing it to explode. then we watch a black hole for 2 days lol. some part of this event could be seen from the lobby of you didnt make it to the event.

person 1: did you see the event? it was amazing!
person 2: oh, the end event? no. i didnt make it into a game so i just turned off my xbox and watched a live stream on my phone.
person 1: oh that sucks. well i mean, you technically did see the event so...

person 2: well yes but actually no.
person 1: you could see part of the event from the lobby.
person 2 WHAT

by StoppedEmu67 November 12, 2019

Random Chimp Event

The random chimp event will begin in 2022 with a widespread disease known as “monkeypox” where the infected will begin transforming into chimps and lead the new ape uprising

Person 1: Dude, where will you be during the random chimp event?
Person 2: OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH MONKE SUPERIOR BEINGS

by TumbleMr May 22, 2022

Toothless Event

An event where it's a bunch of senior citizen or old people. They all lack teeth which makes them toothless. The activities done at the events are usually boring.

Guy 1: Dude, are you going to Harry's Grandpa's party?

Guy 2: Nah man, I heard its going to be a toothless event...bunch of old people talking about their hip replacement

by MochaMarguerita March 6, 2011