Exmaster

An exmaster is someone who likes to date eltorks.

Jesus, why are you such a exmaster?

by Haymancay October 9, 2017

éxtasis

In Spanish, MDMA, a recreational drug who enlivens social abilities.

Tomé un éxtasis y todo me parecía guapo
I took a pill of MDMA and everiting was nice to me

by fonsucu June 12, 2008

exhasturbate

to masturbate when your really exhausted
aka
exhausted masturbating

Mr. Wood: "Dude last night I was sooo tired that I had to exhasturbate"

by Wizo the Wizard February 16, 2010

ecmascript

ECMAScript is the best fucking scripting language standardized by Ecma International that makes blind Java-fan boys cry.

ECMAScript is so good, I got my kids to try it out! My family has been so happy since we adopt this language! Thank you Ecma International.

by catgocat June 23, 2015

exaspervexious

It is an adjective describing a real annoying person who is also a big dick. the person is usually always hanging out with the so-called skater kids even though he doesn't skate. They also try to act cool and do bad shit like vape and bully others. The person is also an eavesdropper and will spread any rumor on social media.

Girl 1: That kid who always tries to hang out with us is such an exaspervexious person.
Girl 2: I know he always tries to impress others.

by DigBickBoiYeetEpicBigPP Mcflow March 4, 2020

exasterbate

when 4 or more strippers masturbate at the same time on your face.

I blacked out on my twenty first birthday in Thialand and woke up exasterbated.

by chadwicked1311 August 4, 2010

exasturbate

When one's longstanding and upsetting non-sex life is addressed through masturbation, which, instead of offering relief or escape, exacerbates the situation, by reminding the person he/she is all he he/she has and likely will ever have.

After the supermodel party had ended, Hamish, as always, returning home alone, took matters into his own hand, as always. The production said and done -- looking around at his filth-nest of an apartment, the mountain of unwashed laundry, the tatty Led Zeppelin posters and the soiled sheets -- it provided no relief, proving only to exasturbate the awful finality, the unending and grave awareness of his apparent lot in life.

by McChampers October 20, 2011