Epic-Failed

verb

1. to be monumentally unsuccessful/impotent at a given task.
2. to stop working properly.
3. to leave something unfinished/neglected.
4. lyrics to Britney Spears' new single: "Oops, I Epic-Failed Again".

Dude, you epic-failed with that last sentence; it officially contains more inaccuracies than it does proper English grammar.

by EDI Guy March 22, 2011

Epic Fail

when everything you do seems to suck and/or fail miserably. more over, every attempt you make at everything ends up in horrendous disaster or blowing up in your face.

asking your gifted teacher to proofread love letters to other men asking to court them.

WHAT AN EPIC FAIL!

by LOLPWNTZ April 15, 2008

epic fail

when victory is close and near at hand, and then complete failure results

An example of epic fail would be: Failing on the last note on Through the Fire and Flames on Expert on Guitar Hero 3.

by Colton King May 1, 2008

epic fail

terrible failure
failing really bad

steven epic failed when he started to play ms

by jupha November 23, 2007

epic fail

a fail so epic it's almost a win.

Dude 1: "Dude 2, I crashed my car through the roof of my house."

Dude 2: "o O WWWWWHHHAAAAATTTTT?????"

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Dude 1: "Epic fail, right?"

by Cartman450 January 29, 2010

Epic Fail

Josh Evans

Josh Evans is an epic fail.

Please publish this.
No one likes him at all

by manyperson August 10, 2009

epic fail

To fail at something in such a manner that it is on an epic scale. An epic fail is typically so tragic or humiliating, it may actually be seen as funny to spectators of the event. Typically, the person or persons who took part in or caused the epic fail do not find such hilarity in their failed endeavor so easily. Pwnd is often an accurate word to describe such failure, but is not always a good word for the situation.

Tom: Man, did you see that kid who tried to climb that fence over there? He slipped and got a major wedgie!

Jerry: Dude! That is such an epic fail!

or

Harry: I can't believe I just embarrassed myself in front of all those people by tripping and falling off the stage during my lecture on fruitbats today...

Voldemort: Yeah, but that was one gnarly epic fail, dude!

by The Fantastic Mr. Fox October 8, 2008