ignore dumped 

a situation where your boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't actually break up with you, but they ignore your texts, emails, and calls until you eventually give up the cause.

ashley: i haven't heard from my boyfriend in 5 days!
robin: have you tried to call him?
ashley: yeah, a few times! do you think a dragon destroyed his phone?
robin: no. it sounds like you got ignore dumped.

ignore dumped by phone destroying dragon March 5, 2010

DUMPLETON 

A word derived from the latin for shitcunt...meaning a mass mudering, super rapist with child luring tendancies. Also renowned for wearing outrageos hawaiian shirts and generally looking like a hobo with potential gambling problems. Only known deterrent is Dr Pepper.

''I will eat your young!!!''

Go fuck yourself Dumpleton you muggy creature!!!

He's done a Dumpleton...again... tut tut!!

Lock up your daughters...its Dumpleton time :O

DUMPLETON by tobyjug1 July 12, 2009

Dimple 

a small hollow place, esp. in a person's face and usually considered attractive.

Iyad has a dimple on his right cheek.

Dimple by Iyad Nemer April 17, 2008

cock dimples 

When a person is giving head, and sucking so hard that their cheeks sink in, they have cock dimples.

This chick was suckin me so hard, she had cock dimples!!

cock dimples by Airica November 15, 2005

dumbledore

Headmaster of Hogswarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Full Name: Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.

He is made of awesome and a homosexual.

Just ask JK Rowling, she said so.

I wish I was as awesome as Dumbledore.

dumbledore by AModernMyth July 20, 2008

Myspace Dumped 

When you find out you're significant other no longer wants to be with you, after seeing that his/her status on the oh so famous myspace now claims to be 'single', as opposed to 'in a relationship'. Other big clues are when you're removed from their top 8, or they have proceeded to flirt with others in their 'comment' box. God bless Myspace.

'Did you see that Tyra's myspace says 'single' ?'

'haha, yeah, Brain was well myspace dumped' ...

Myspace Dumped by errrrr August 3, 2007

dumbledore

Dumbledore is the ex-headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He is the only one who Voldemort ever feared. He is around 150 years old, and is the most powerful wizard in the world at this time. He has worked at hogwarts from before 1945-1996. He can speak many languages, and is known for finding the 12th use of dragons blood. He is friends with an ancient alchemist, Nicholas Flamel, rumored to be the creator of the "Philosopher's Stone" which can turn any metal into pure gold, and can create the elixer of life, which will render the drinker immortal for a specific amount of time. He has been asked to be the minister of magic many times, but he enjoys his life at hogwarts too immensely to even consider that.

Full name: Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
Age: over 150 years
siblings: only one that we know of, Aberforth Dumbledore, who has been prosecuted for performing illegal charms on a goat.
Marital Status: Single as far as we know, but many fans wish that Minerva Mcgonagall is his wife.
Deathdate: june 29th 1996

"I will only truly have left this school none here are loyal to me... Help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it." ~Albus Dumbledore, HP&TCOS

dumbledore by aalikane April 19, 2006