by scheme namer wan January 19, 2022
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Dumpy Pipes is a beautiful act of when you release so much juicy fecal matter out of your dumpy hole, that it splurts up and hits your dumpy hole and makes you feel aroused and erotic. When you go to flush the glorious fecal soup, the toilets clogs so loud that it groans from the satisfaction and amount of dumpy, and the when you try to flush it a second time it covers your bathroom walls from roof to floor, it usually gets in your mouth too, due to it being open from the shock of the arousal.
This usually happens when you need to take a shit all day, but don't, because you're at your lousy job, and you're too ashamed and insecure to use public fecal releasing facilities.
So by the time you get home, the fecal matter has been festering and screaming for release via loud grumble noises and toxic gases.
Other common causes of this are loneliness, anxiety and being an insecure person about your toxic gases.
Dumpy Pipes will be worse if you have lactose intolerance. It may also be green due to allergies, but ignore it, it's perfectly normal, it's just the hormones – as my psychiatrist would say.
Dumpy Pipes is a beautiful act of when you release so much juicy fecal matter out of your dumpy hole, that it splurts up and hits your dumpy hole and makes you feel aroused and erotic. When you go to flush the glorious fecal soup, the toilets clogs so loud that it groans from the satisfaction and amount of dumpy, and the when you try to flush it a second time it covers your bathroom walls from roof to floor, it usually gets in your mouth too, due to it being open from the shock of the arousal.
This usually happens when you need to take a shit all day, but don't, because you're at your lousy job, and you're too ashamed and insecure to use public fecal releasing facilities.
So by the time you get home, the fecal matter has been festering and screaming for release via loud grumble noises and toxic gases.
Other common causes of this are loneliness, anxiety and being an insecure person about your toxic gases.
Dumpy Pipes will be worse if you have lactose intolerance. It may also be green due to allergies, but ignore it, it's perfectly normal, it's just the hormones – as my psychiatrist would say.
Person A: "Aye yo, can I come over to your house tonight so we can log swap in your bathroom; tacobells closed due to health concerns after our frequent sessions in the bathrooms."
Person B: "Nah man, I just took the biggest Dumpy Pipes last night after my 12 hour shift when all I had was caffeine and cheese."
Person A: "Oh it's ok, I don't mind, I like the scenery of the wet sloppy smells dripping off the walls."
Person B: "Oh all good, just so you know, it might be a bit green."
Person A: "That's so unique, I love it, I bet it taste better."
Person B: "You know it does, my little shittee~"
Person A: "Yes daddy~"
Person B: "Nah man, I just took the biggest Dumpy Pipes last night after my 12 hour shift when all I had was caffeine and cheese."
Person A: "Oh it's ok, I don't mind, I like the scenery of the wet sloppy smells dripping off the walls."
Person B: "Oh all good, just so you know, it might be a bit green."
Person A: "That's so unique, I love it, I bet it taste better."
Person B: "You know it does, my little shittee~"
Person A: "Yes daddy~"
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