A troll who logs onto a blog, posts a couple of zingers and then exits, all in less than 60 seconds. The digital equivalent of a drive-by shooting.
With all the flame wars that are raging, this blog has been hit by a lot of drive-by trolls recently.
by sharp shtick June 16, 2010
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"Barry put his pick-up in the ditch after missing the curve during a deerstracted driving event. The bill from the body shop will cost him many bucks and quite a bit of doe."
by Angry Wound November 13, 2019
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1. A totally plausible transition period one reaches while driving on the open freeway after work on a beautiful Friday afternoon, with the wind in your hair, some Smashing Pumpkins blaring from the stereo, a pocket full of money, a chilled beverage in your lap, and anticipating an awesome weekend.
2. Unwinding after work and entering a far truer realm of existence.
2. Unwinding after work and entering a far truer realm of existence.
by Mack C March 17, 2007
Get the driving south mug.Originally from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, anytime a real driver loses his or her touch, putting themselves in a position where they endanger their own safety or that of the other drivers on the road, they are said to be "driving like a pissed off teenager".
Lucius: "You know you're driving like a pissed off teenager, okay?"
Ricky Bobby: "This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons."
Ricky Bobby: "This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons."
by malarky2020 December 16, 2009
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I had a severe case of Driving Tourette's this morning with all the dipshits cutting me off and slamming their brakes for no apparent reason!
by Capoeira Guy June 16, 2010
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Did you hear mum driving the porcelain bus last night? It kept me awake for hours! Dad said she was drinking spumante- i guess she got the desired result.
by timbo6969 January 3, 2017
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