Douchedip

A combination of douchebag and dipshit.

The guy at the lunch table was acting like a douchedip

by Talkindirtywords June 10, 2011

douchebat

a cross between a douchebag and a dingbat. Generally the same definition as a dingbag just with a little more focus on stupid.

Jessica is a such a douchebat, i cannot believe she thinks she is right.

by tabsg3 June 10, 2011

douchebiking

Hanging around the parking lot, bragging about biking equipment and past "feats" instead of riding.

An example of douchebiking is an overweight guy in the parking lot who shows up with a $2200, full-suspension bike for a flat trail ride and brags about the "gnarly" trails he usually hits in Colorado. Then, the next time you see him, he's gasping in a clearing, taking a 30 minute break after about 15 minutes of actual riding, he's talking up whoever comes by in the same way.

by dandiablo September 2, 2012

douchefritter

A gay douchebag.

douche fag: oh. my. gawd. you are like so ugly!
harry: shut up douchefritter

by kurtgermanfacelicker September 10, 2012

Douchecutie

Someone's that is a cutie... But acts like a douchebag. When you see it, You'll feel quite dissapointed.

-Hey dude! Look that cutie
-There's a problem, dude: She likes Justin Bieber.
-What's the matter 'bout that?

-She's 19.
-Oh! Such a douchecutie

by Kissmymetalshinyass December 18, 2012

Douchefied

1) the act of becoming a douche
2) one who once was not a douche but now is

• Dude, when did you get douchefied?!
• I have not been douchefied.
• I will douchefy you, man.

by MissClassify February 2, 2015

Douchedick

That term you use when you royally fuck up

Him: *puts gas in a diesel truck*

Him: AGHHH DOUCHEDICK

by Ck_bowers15 October 10, 2017