Disappointment day

Christmas day. The day when everyone is disappointed with their presents.

Mum - "Merry Christmas!"
Kid - "I hope this is what I think it is"

Mum - "I went to a lot of trouble to get it.
*Kid opens present*
Kid - "...It's the wrong type. Did you keep the receipt?"
Dad - "Another 'merry' disappointment day!"

by Jonathon Quick December 29, 2009

commercialized disappointment

The feeling you get when you see a totally kick-ass ad, but then receive a smack in the face when you realize that the product being advertised is either terrible, or one that you hate.

Man, that was a pretty su-weet ad.

Shit, it's for Bud Light.

That there's some real commercialized disappointment.

by pulcinella December 4, 2009

disappointing poo

When you go to the toilet for a poo and only a fart comes out.

'Hey kids just been to the toilet for a shit and only managed a fart. What a disappointing poo that was'

by Lizbien June 11, 2016

urban disappointment

The sad feeling you get when urban dictionary doesn't accept your word.

Go give Emma a hug; she's suffering from a severe case of urban disappointment.

by emmawemawoo March 5, 2009

sexual disappointment

Finding out that someone you want to sleep with is a virgin waiting till marriage.

Adam and Fred still have their v-cards, it's total sexual disappointment.

by Jacqueline September 23, 2004

Disappointment Sandwich

A sandwich made when one has nothing to make a sandwich with, but still craves a sandwich. These sandwiches often desperately consist of food items that are not usually put on sandwiches

For lunch today I had a disappointment sandwich consisting of a stale hotdog bun, leftover meatloaf, a mysteriously hidden piece of American cheese , and ketchup.

by Sorrelli May 24, 2016

Dangling Disappointment

Used to describe someone's penis that is less than blessed. A very small penis.

I hope this girl I met last night is ready for 2 and a half inches of dangling disappointment!!

by Stitchking July 29, 2011