bitch ditched

when a girl ditches you to hang out with her girlfriends

-Hey dude, Melissa just bitch ditched tonight after she told me not to make plans
-What a Bitch!

by Christopher Bizub April 28, 2007

ditchpig

A girl who is a fat annoying bitch

Shut up you ditchpig, you are really getting on my nerves!

by Banglegurl August 16, 2003

Dig a ditch

What you tell someone when:

(a) they are annoying the hell out of you or
(b) they are boring you to death or
(c) you want them to leave.

Girl:Jonas Brothers blahblahblah, JonasBrothers blahblahblah sex with Jonas Brothers blahblahblah...

Boy: Jesus. Just go Dig a ditch .

by Drunk Aunt Melissa January 1, 2009

Dirtchief

The liar god of the Badogus tribe. His feelings towards his own people are no different than those of when he would squash a bug. Do not be fooled by his kindness.

Person 1: "Where have I see this name before?"
Person 2: "Which name?"
Person 1: "Dirtchief?"
Person 2: "Ah yes! Ive seen it spraypainted on the church."
Person 1: "The church?!"
Person 2: "Haha yeah..."

by eazybrowniemix August 29, 2011

Ditch-Witchin' Backhoe

Derived from "DitchWitch", the backhoe (ie. a piece of construction equipment), this term has become a popular insult in certain circles.

Man, you're a ditch-witchin' backhoe!

What a ditch-witchin' backhoe!

Now that's a ditch-witchin' backhoe if I've ever seen one!

by Ronnietyn February 1, 2009

Sea ditches

A ditch in the sea.
they dont exist.

"THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS SEA DITCHES"

by Neil Sheldon October 10, 2008

Bitch n' Ditch

The act of saying something offensive or just plain bitchy right before leaving.

person: "so, i'll see you later then :)"
bitch: "yea :) i gotta go to work now..oh yea..FYI, you really are an asshole. and everyone hates you. byeee! "
^^bitch n' ditch^^
**bitch leaves**

person: "bye...." ((what the hell?))

by Victim of Insanity August 25, 2009