by Fish20 February 17, 2023
Get the Jake’s Dilemma mug.The Dallas dilemma is a paradox in decision analysis in which two viable options compete in a dynamic probability to produce the optimal outcome. The Dallas dilemma is set up in such a way that decision-makers are unable to make rational choices for their best interests, due to ever-changing, uncontrollable policy variables and ultimately yield to institutional bureaucracy.
Should I take the Dallas flight or just stay? You never know where you would make it! What a Dallas dilemma.
by Guazi January 12, 2021
Get the Dallas Dilemma mug.The ethical dilemma that arises when you subject a sentient lifeform to reality.
God "Yeah... This is pretty cool, man... Shame there isn't anyone else around to see it... You know what? *Bzzrp* There. Yeah, that's pretty neat... Aw, it doesn't really 'get it.' We can fix that. *Boop* There... Was that ok? Yeah, I'm sure it's fine... They would do it if they could... You know, maybe not. I'll just give em a little nudge... But, to balance it out, I'll just tell them not to... Or at least not do do it without thinking about it.... Yeah, that's good. That'll be fine."
Hym ".... What... What have you done to me...." 😨🤲
God "Nah, it's fine. You would do it if you could... We established that already. But, yeah, it's neat right? All the stuff?"
Hym "What? You compelled them to do it! What the fuck do you... Neat!? Half of the 'stuff' is monsters and the other half is... Is randomized existence hazards... That's not even to mention the other ones! The horde!?"
God "Hey, I told em not to. What more do you want me to do? I think somebody's mad they're not letting him do it. You can do it! I believe!" 😇👏👏👏
Hym "Half of them are just scratching the itch! They don't even think about it half the time! And nobody is listening to you for anything down here!"
God "Yeah... This is pretty cool, man... Shame there isn't anyone else around to see it... You know what? *Bzzrp* There. Yeah, that's pretty neat... Aw, it doesn't really 'get it.' We can fix that. *Boop* There... Was that ok? Yeah, I'm sure it's fine... They would do it if they could... You know, maybe not. I'll just give em a little nudge... But, to balance it out, I'll just tell them not to... Or at least not do do it without thinking about it.... Yeah, that's good. That'll be fine."
Hym ".... What... What have you done to me...." 😨🤲
God "Nah, it's fine. You would do it if you could... We established that already. But, yeah, it's neat right? All the stuff?"
Hym "What? You compelled them to do it! What the fuck do you... Neat!? Half of the 'stuff' is monsters and the other half is... Is randomized existence hazards... That's not even to mention the other ones! The horde!?"
God "Hey, I told em not to. What more do you want me to do? I think somebody's mad they're not letting him do it. You can do it! I believe!" 😇👏👏👏
Hym "Half of them are just scratching the itch! They don't even think about it half the time! And nobody is listening to you for anything down here!"
God's dilemma (Again)
God "Well, what's the alternative?" 🤷
Hym "The alternative is you being bored and lonely instead of me being subjected to the horrors of reality. Even at the baseline level of analysis it's horrific and surreal."
God "Hey, you don't HAVE to do it..."
Hym "The dilemma exists in my absence! I... That isn't even a choice I should have to make! You've already blown WAAAAY past the choices I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN to make. It's too late for any of that."
God "Welp.... Nothing anybody can do about that now..."
Hym "You... You bastard... You selfish bastard! I'm going to fucking destroy you!" 🔥🤬🔥
God "Well, what's the alternative?" 🤷
Hym "The alternative is you being bored and lonely instead of me being subjected to the horrors of reality. Even at the baseline level of analysis it's horrific and surreal."
God "Hey, you don't HAVE to do it..."
Hym "The dilemma exists in my absence! I... That isn't even a choice I should have to make! You've already blown WAAAAY past the choices I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN to make. It's too late for any of that."
God "Welp.... Nothing anybody can do about that now..."
Hym "You... You bastard... You selfish bastard! I'm going to fucking destroy you!" 🔥🤬🔥
by Hym Iam September 12, 2022
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calls you a DANGEROUS PEDOPHILE and your ID has been issued in a displaced manner as well as the LVMPD threaten your LIFE.
calls you a DANGEROUS PEDOPHILE and your ID has been issued in a displaced manner as well as the LVMPD threaten your LIFE.
Look ANAL ALAN was in the worst situation in LAS VEGAS as he is a homosexual which the hospital did not endorse HOMOSEXUALITY as it was a religious cauldron and another fact that caught him EATING SHIT and SMEARING SHIT on his BUTTOCKS in his room plus when he entered they knew he was a PEDOPHILE where with the HOMOSEXUAL
COMBINATION that is why they labeled him dangerous and the PEDOPHILE DILEMMA is his NEVADA ID the address was HAWKS GYM AND GAY SPA with their BUSINESS ADDRESS where CHRISTOPHER helped him get the ID by dropping him off at the STATE ID OFFICE issuance location just a mile about down the road from HAWKS so I could replace my debit cards BLUE BIRD AMERICAN EXPRESS and GREEN DOT at the time to get my SOCIAL SECURITY.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!! IT WILL LEAD TO. MAKE IT RAIN
COMBINATION that is why they labeled him dangerous and the PEDOPHILE DILEMMA is his NEVADA ID the address was HAWKS GYM AND GAY SPA with their BUSINESS ADDRESS where CHRISTOPHER helped him get the ID by dropping him off at the STATE ID OFFICE issuance location just a mile about down the road from HAWKS so I could replace my debit cards BLUE BIRD AMERICAN EXPRESS and GREEN DOT at the time to get my SOCIAL SECURITY.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!! IT WILL LEAD TO. MAKE IT RAIN
by DIT KOMON ASSH0LE April 15, 2022
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2: what?
1: My balls itch but I don't want to scratch them cause I'm at school
2: what?
1: My balls itch but I don't want to scratch them cause I'm at school
by Kingdoms of Fear Project August 23, 2023
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You: Uuuhh. I'm sooo bored, Jeff !
Jeff : don't worry, it's the dilemma of the son of a bitch! You're just a huge failure and I hope you won't get anything in life.
Jeff : don't worry, it's the dilemma of the son of a bitch! You're just a huge failure and I hope you won't get anything in life.
by I_have_erectile_dysfunction October 10, 2023
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by Irno December 1, 2022
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