dicktonite

A visage so loathsome it causes the penis to be rendered completely powerless, incapable of functioning.

Man, that bitch has a lethal dose of dicktonite!

by lucyfur April 13, 2008

Dicktionary

A dictionary for all the different ways you can say penis.

"Is tally-wacker still an accepted way to say penis?"

"I dunno let me check my dicktionary"

by Hellersyez May 23, 2013

Dicktionhairy

The act of inserting your penis into a large hairy vagina.

Went to an oldtimer's bar, met a women in her seventies, and prepared myself for some dicktionhairy.

by Frank Palace January 9, 2019

my-dicktionary

A conscious neglection of a generally agreed spelling and/or grammar convention.

His paper on modern spelling and grammar was a total my-dicktionary.

by Sido Lanters November 21, 2009

Urban Dicktionary

You fucking retarded pervert you slut piece of shit fuck off no porn here

You: *looks up Urban DICKtionary*
Me: Yo WTF you sick piece of shit thirsty TH0T

by Lvl 100 boss January 16, 2019

dicktionary

a little feminine notebook with names of friends - potential sex partners - and their measures

I gotta look in my dicktionary to find a date for tonight...I will check under letter P.

by Nina March 15, 2005

dicktionary

Having a definition tattooed to your penis, thus creating a dicktionary.

Dennis decided to define what phallus was by tattooing it to the shaft of his penis, thus creating his dicktionary.

by Lily Daniels February 6, 2008