Dicktoria Secret

A brand of lingerie for hairy polish men called wiktor

Yo b wys you got your dicktoria secret on or what

by Samurai-o October 3, 2021

dicktweed

A person who's dick is made of the material tweed.

Also used to categorize one who is inept at playing monopoly and is therefore a dicktweed.

"Lol your dick is made of tweed, dicktweed."

"Lol you have boardwalk and park place but i'll never land on them and you'll always land on my properties, dicktweed."

by Natalie Horler September 3, 2006

Dicktree

Anyone who is dumb enough to think their chest muscles are called peckers.

Guy 1: Man, I could knock you out with my peckers.

Guy 2: Dude, you are such a dicktree

by Heavy Herman April 14, 2009

Dicktok

Dicktok , Dictok or Diktok

When you offer her the dick mid tiktok?

Ex:

Boo: hey you want to do it ?
Babe: I'm mid tiktok.
Boo : I'll give you this Dicktok . You can watch it grow.

by DooDooMagoo1 February 11, 2021

Dicktention

When you get a detention for a stupid ass reason...

Mike: Dammit I got another detention

Leo: For what?

Mike: For running in the halls!

Leo: What a dicktention!

by DaGhettoBoi March 14, 2013

Dickterian

Someone who gives every guy head no mater what (no sex just head )

Tenage girl :did you smash

Teenage girl 2:no I just gave him head

Teenage girl : omfg your such a Dickterian

by You know me pw June 18, 2016

dicktop

A desktop computer primarily used for porn. Very much like faptop

I'm so glad I have a dicktop, my girl didn't finish me.

by Dillon Jay March 10, 2008