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dicksnot

Pre-ejaculatory penil secretions. Pre-cum.
I didn't have any tape, so I sealed the envelope with some dicksnot.
by Jack Meoff March 7, 2003
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DickDonald's

A derogatory nickname for the fast food mega-corporation McDonald's, the restaurant where you can buy a hamburger that contains more salt than you should consume in a week and enough calories to fuel an entire day. Since millions of people have been waking up to the reality that McDonald's food is not fit for human consumption, the company now thrives off of option-starved nighthawks, creating a near monopoly in the after 10-pm food market. It's primary customers now are evening shift workers (and bartenders as well as other service industry workers), drunks coming from the bars at 2 am (in the drive-through, no less). In other words, people who are so hungry and tired, or drunk and stupid that they are practically forced to consume this edible garbage.
Stoner 1 (out of towner) - Where can we get some food around here after our 4:20 session?

Stoner 2 (local) - 7/11 or DickDonald's. Sucks balls, eh?
by Leroy Brown 420 January 30, 2009
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dicksnot

by gear October 24, 2004
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dicklong stroke

When your dick is a mixture of the 5 dollar footlong from SUBWAY and the BURRITO from CHIPOTLE. Before you even put the tip in she knows this moment will be the moment she takes the Dicklong stroke.
While walking home from her house I couldn't stop itching my dick I can't believe I gave her the Dicklong stroke. I must have really liked her; I think I'm gonna call her tomorrow for a round two.
by sloth dick September 2, 2015
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dicksand

Describes the sensation of falling into a man's aura and losing ones sense of self.
She saw him from across the room and fell into his dicksand. She no longer knew who she was, nor did she care.
by Etaoin September 9, 2016
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DICKSHNOZZLE

Yo dude, I have a Dickshnozzle
by BEYMEY April 11, 2017
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Dickbone

Another word for a male's pelvic bone as females have another name for their pelvic bone. Sexist pigs...
Doctor doctor, I think I have broken my dickbone!!!
by OwMyDickbone! October 23, 2017
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