Child Detection Agency

(a.k.a. CDA) Monstropolis's only protection from the threat of serious infection from human childrens' possessions... or far worse: a human child itself. (Monsters, Inc.)
CDA Agent: We can neither confirm or deny the presence of a human child.
by DanMat6288 May 06, 2004
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detective fat weedington

1. a snake that was named after marijuana
2. a retarded detective
3. a meme
Retard: "so here i am guys with my new character, detective fat weedington"
by shadowxxx908 April 29, 2016
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Worlds Greatest Detective

If your a big dumb dumb the "Worlds Greatest Detective" is Batman if you search it up you'll either see a bunch of batman memes or a bunch of batman comics either way you'll see batman. to be honest i don't know why batman is called the "Worlds Greatest Detective" but i don't care because i love batman either way "No homo."
everyone: Batman is the "Worlds Greatest Detective."
Batman: Hmmm i can't seem to find jokers hideout?
Jokers hideout: "In Plane Sight."
by Legobatman2139 December 03, 2020
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detective silk milk

the full name is professional self promo detective silk milk, she detects any self promo and will shut it down ON SIGHT! she is highly educated in memes and can understand literally any reference because she’s just smart like that.Shes also the nicest and funniest person you will ever meet and if you don’t agree, you belong to da STREETS and that’s on that luv.
person 1: omg this person sent me the funniest memes they’re so sweet
person 2: that’s definitely detective silk milk
by igot.s.t.d.s December 27, 2019
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hyperactive racism detection

A mental condition that causes very dumb humans to believe absolutely everything is racist.
Tyrone- "that mosquito bit me. It's racist"
Tyrone- "that mosquito didn't bite me. It's racist"
Bob- " dude, give the hyperactive racism detection a rest "
by Kedielover April 30, 2023
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detective number 3

a mysterious hand that is not afraid to give you a hand
look its detective number 3
by 11/10 that boi April 16, 2019
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Present Detectives

When the kids are spending more time than usual in the living room around the christmas tree looking and waiting for the adults to leave so they can check out the presents that are theirs and guess what they got .
Wife-Where are the Present Detectives?

Husband-They are next to the tree checking all the wraping to make sure nobody peeked!
by troubledemon December 23, 2009
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