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Derailed

1. During the act of doggy-style vaginal intercourse, the male, while recovering from a thrust, pulls out too far and his penis "accidentally" inserts itself into the girls anus.

2. An arctic map in the video game "Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2."
1.

"The other night my girl moaned some other guys name, so I derailed her. See if she does that again..."

2.

"Last night I was having some fun, then got derailed"
"You pulled out too far and got mud on your junk?"
"Worse. I got that shitty snow map."
by FunkyPunkyJunky March 20, 2010
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am i being detained

"Am I being detained" is a phrase most commonly used by stupid liberals who think they're above authority and the law and would rather use corrupt logic instead of common sense.
Officer: Please don't do that or I will have to arrest you.
Subject: AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? WHATS YOUR NAME AND BUDGE NUMBER???
by chogiboi September 10, 2019
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Detainee

What governments call POWS or enemy combatants to avoid following the Geneva Convention's guidelines. Most recently used by Bush and friends in the Afghan War. This means we can torture them and do whatever we want to them. HA! they don't have rights. Civil liberties don't matter for Bush, he can just bend the rules (Patriot ACT).
Pows have rights. Detainee has no rights. Bush is an asshole who doesn't care about anybody but the rich white man. Buck Fush.
by Guantanamo Bay Detainee November 20, 2006
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derail the gravy train

A phrase, meaning to obstruct the flow of money.
some bitch: You ran your mouth to your parents, and now your living in a camper. You sure know how derail the gravy train.

some dude: I don't care if they own estates in Europe, the West Indies and America. I do miss my Ferrari Enzo, though.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 15, 2010
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Detailed Perception

When Memory, thought and action membrane work together the result is a detailed perception.
first remember some car you've seen, now remember some girl you fancied, Now picture this girl in the car driving down the road.
This might slightly make you want this girl and the car.
So the result of what you end up with is a detailed perception.
by Luke Marsh February 8, 2007
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Derail

The act of passing gas on an up escalator, while inadvertently (or purposely) farting in everyone else's face who is behind.
I totally derailed some people at the galleria today!
by darthxduder November 22, 2013
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derail

To move from the pink, to the brown, when making the sweet sweet sechzor.

Or if you'd like it a bit clearer:

To go from vaginal to anal intercourse
Man A: Dude, I tried something new with my girl last night.
Man B: Oh yeah, what's that then?
Man A: Well, I went from pink to brown.
Man B: Oh...you derailed!! Fair play matey.
by Sid P July 10, 2007
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