Despayeeto

when a supa sad moment happen, so you call out to alaska
alaska, play despayeeto, she will obay, and yeet that despa, to fell happi
to truly get the despayeeto experience you need to play roblocks

Person 1: yo you got fucking dumped so hard
Person 2: Yeah, still sad about that
Person 1: How can i make you feel better
Person 2: GET OUT
*Person 1 leaves*
Person 2: This is so sad alaska play despayeeto, and crank the roblocks pls

by Matty Gam3r November 12, 2018

derpymcfuckles

almost exactly the same as derp, used as an insult.

nice goin, derpymcfuckles!

by goobah September 25, 2010

Despanding

According to Pep, the opposite of expanding.

When Mel's heater turns off, Pep describes the loud noise as something in there despanding.

Mel: "Pep, what is that noise?"
Pep: "I think it expands when it is on and now it is despanding."

by trouble72 April 16, 2009

despairagus

The saddest vegetable in the world.

Despairagus.

by davyjonesin January 19, 2016

Derpyness

The quality of being derpy (i.e. ridiculous, silly, awkward)

noun

A lot of people like pugs and think they are cute because of their derpyness, but most people aren't aware of the breathing problems that pugs and other similar flat-nosed dogs suffer from as a result of negative mutations resulting from decades of selective breeding.

by niconiconiconi February 2, 2019

despacito chan

The one girl at your school who is an artist, satinist,is very pale,is an introvert,may be a furry.

John:hey who is that person over there.
Dave:that’s a despacito chan.
John:oh ok

by Dr.doggo April 14, 2019

Smoker's Despair

The Definition Of Smoker's Despair- When you just light your last cigarette, proceed to take 3 to 4 hits out of it, and once you ash said cigarette...it falls into the snow.

Person 1:"Hey, what is wrong with Jesse today?"

Person 2:"Listen up and listen good. He is completely broke...was down to his last cigarette...and had some bad luck. He succumbed to Smoker's Despair.

by JcMdunDiditAgain February 14, 2012