Dependapotamus

Dependapotamus are generally found in the domesticated areas of military bases. Contrary to believe, not all dependopatomi are overweight. The term has become a general description for a military dependent. It is a funny, joking term used to discribe spouse that is completely reliant on their military member. You can normally catch a dependapotamus at a Starbucks, yoga, or eating sushi with their dependasquad. Dependapotamus come in all shapes and sizes and are very territorial of their military spouses. Watch out, they bite ;)

My friends wife/husband (yes they exist ) is a dependapotamus. She/he shops, yogas, and doesn’t have a job but claims the rank and status of the military member.

by AERDROW November 14, 2019

Despondent

A state of depression. Unblissful.

despondent, distracted, your vicious, and romantic

by zZz_Jinxy_zZz January 15, 2007

Descendant

A word to describe any race that is passed down from an Immigrant to an Born Citizen in one Country.

Liberian Americans are a Descendant of Liberians that were born in the Republic of Liberia.

by Jyuzayeguuwaah Summer October 15, 2009

emoticon dependency

A condition brought about by the excessive use of AIM and the inability to construct a coherant sentence.

That Harry is emoticon dependant. His last post contained 47 emoticons and 3 words.

by Squidly December 17, 2004

DespondentMassAtrophy

The Industrail / Experimental / Grime / Noize band that will make your mind cave-in and your heart explode from your chest.

Members: Heir Boxen (insanity, programming, drum tracks, synth lines)

Influences:
-Terrorfakt
-Skinny Puppy
-Slayer
-Venetian Snares
-Aphex Twin
-Alcohol
-Automobile Accidents
-Violence
-Gunfire
-Very very bad things you dont like to think about

Sounds Like:
Everything that makes you sick,cry,or hurt inside...with a hammer
Despondentmassatrophy will pleasurably melt your mind.

Listen to DespondentMassAtrophy (D.M.A.), it will pleasurably melt your mind.

by The Amorist June 2, 2008

dick-dependent

Women/girls/chicks who absolutely must have a man in their lives at all times, regardless of how much of a loser said man is. Often times, the chicks who suffer from this can be seen going from one pathetic loser relationship to the next, almost as if they crave the chaos they are bringing into their lives (because their man cheats on them, beats them, steals from them, uses them, ect, ect)...but none of that matters...because they have to have a man, any man, at any cost, in their lives. As if they need a "D" to suckle at night for their own security purposes.

"Suzy is so dick-dependent she makes me sick." -or-
"That chick is dick-dependent...you can treat her anyway you want, don't worry about it!"

by Ann~a~banana May 26, 2007

Depends

A specialised type of pad used by elderly women in case of bladder leakage.

An example of one of the commercials :

Dolores: Fack Edna, I'm pissing like a racehorse!

Edna: Well grab yourself some Depends, bitch! We gotta go get all up in that at the club!

Dolores: Fo real!

by Joel April 13, 2005