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Being a desmond is when you think you play a big role in a dramatic situation, but realistically you are just a bystander. You know those clueless characters in TV shows that just play along with whatever happens? That's kind of what a desmond is.
Person 1:
"Jacob wasn't really apart of the drama.."
Person 2:
"Yeah, now that I think about it, he was kind of a desmond to the whole situation."
"Jacob wasn't really apart of the drama.."
Person 2:
"Yeah, now that I think about it, he was kind of a desmond to the whole situation."
by quagmiretoilet October 31, 2022
A real nigga who has alot of females and is really good in bed he’s usually a flirt but when he finds the one he wants he bags them with ease
by Ballagfdf April 21, 2022
by not_desmond May 26, 2023
A pervy little man of biracial descent- must be under 5 foot 4 and have a penis less than 1 inch long.
by SNOWMANSHANE97 November 28, 2017
If you're really fast, you're a Speed Desmond.
The term originates from a slight misunderstanding between autocorrect and the phrase 'speed daemon'.
The term originates from a slight misunderstanding between autocorrect and the phrase 'speed daemon'.
by charis September 15, 2013
Desmonds are always an charmer, more noticeable for their excessive ass hair. They are often hard-lovers, but once you get to their heart, you'll never want to let go. Desmonds are the sexiest creatures on this Earth. Regardless of being Ceaser's son. "Desmond" or "Monkeyyy" are the best option for girls.
by Chef Choppa April 17, 2019