Departmental out-cross

The opposite of department-cest. Dating/fucking someone outside your academic department. Usually applied in reference to graduate students.

From the genetics term "outcross" referring to a mating between individuals from two different linages or populations.

Damn, you have screwed every chick in the department aside from your officemates! Time for a departmental out-cross!

by Mike4587 December 2, 2010

Department of Clipboards

An alternative collective noun for a shuffle of bureaucrats, specifically those with some sort of auditing task. Inspired by their flocking behaviour and use of clipboards as a work tool. Derogatory.

"Better sort out those paperclips, Bob; the Department of Clipboards is just getting out of the lift."

by Matti! Matti! Matti! October 13, 2012

Department of Mysteries

This is the secret department in the Ministry of Magic. It holds things such as prophecys. One of Harry Potter's battles is fought here.

Do you know where the secret Department of Mysteries is?

by ARandomGirl,HarryPotterLover April 3, 2015

Depart

When you try to sound fancier

Dude 1: why aren't you staying

Dude2: sorry bro I have to depart

by Asthma_kiddo.n64 April 22, 2019

Department of Erections

The government agency Dave Chapelle was from in Con Air.

Dave Chapelle had been with the Department of Erections before joining the Department of Corrections, that's what he was trying to say in Con Air.

by Solid Mantis November 22, 2020

Department of Time

The Department of Time regulates time travel, variants, timeline research and knowledge, time manipulation research & usage, time force by working with the Department of Defense. They also regulate time zones and anything that has to do with telling the time. They regulate intergalactic time and time differnces in relation to other planets. 6:00 on Earth while 12:00 on Mars or something at the exact same coordinates.

The Department of Time (DOT) sounds like the Department of Transport. Wait it regulates time travel? Well it may be similar I don't know.

by SackbotNinja03 November 6, 2021

pr department

A flopping department, flop, failure of LeMonde Airlines

Hey, what's better OS or PR?
Are you joking? PR department is literally flopping....
Oh

by hermesking141 March 13, 2022