Teenager in Denmark: "Hey mom, can you buy me a bottle of vodka for tonight? - Oh right, I'm 16 now, I'll just do it myself"
by idaida April 20, 2009
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Pronunciation: 'a-(")frO di-'nI(-&)l, dE-
Function: noun/adjective
Etymology: The Boondocks Comic Strip (1999)
: a psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-dilusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair -- thereby refusing to accept the coarseness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair.
Pronunciation: 'a-(")frO di-'nI(-&)l, dE-
Function: noun/adjective
Etymology: The Boondocks Comic Strip (1999)
: a psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-dilusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair -- thereby refusing to accept the coarseness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair.
Jazmine: I don't care what you say. I DON'T have an AFRO. I don't, I don't, I DON'T.
Huey: *sigh* How sad.
Huey: You're clearly suffering from "Afro-Denial." Textbook Case.
Jazmine: What!!?
Huey: This looks serious, I better start planning the intervention.
Jazmine: Afro-Denial?
Jazmine: There's no such thing as "Afro-Denial." I bet you made that up!
Huey: Wait ... here it is.
Huey: AFRO-DENIAL: A psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-dilusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair -- thereby refusing to accept the coarseness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair.
Jazmine: Well I think you and your book are STUPID. SO THERE!!!
Huey: Hmm... Sounds like "Ethno-Ambiguo Hostility Syndrome"...
Huey: *sigh* How sad.
Huey: You're clearly suffering from "Afro-Denial." Textbook Case.
Jazmine: What!!?
Huey: This looks serious, I better start planning the intervention.
Jazmine: Afro-Denial?
Jazmine: There's no such thing as "Afro-Denial." I bet you made that up!
Huey: Wait ... here it is.
Huey: AFRO-DENIAL: A psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-dilusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair -- thereby refusing to accept the coarseness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair.
Jazmine: Well I think you and your book are STUPID. SO THERE!!!
Huey: Hmm... Sounds like "Ethno-Ambiguo Hostility Syndrome"...
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The denial boyfriend is a guy who is your boyfriend although he publicly denies it. This guy will meet your parents, buy you roses, have sex with you exclusively and spend most of his time with you cuddling but when it comes to his boys he introduces you as his "friend".
The reasons are any one of the following:
1) You are unattractive or not cool and he doesnt want to admit he is with you.
2) He is trying to keep the door open in case something better comes along.
3) He wants to be free to try internet dating.
4) He is noncommittal
5) You are so amazing he is intimidated.
Warning ladies: If you go along with this for longer than 6 months well good luck to ya this guy will never commit and continue stringing you along...he might be really sweet to you in private when no one is looking.
The denial boyfriend is a guy who is your boyfriend although he publicly denies it. This guy will meet your parents, buy you roses, have sex with you exclusively and spend most of his time with you cuddling but when it comes to his boys he introduces you as his "friend".
The reasons are any one of the following:
1) You are unattractive or not cool and he doesnt want to admit he is with you.
2) He is trying to keep the door open in case something better comes along.
3) He wants to be free to try internet dating.
4) He is noncommittal
5) You are so amazing he is intimidated.
Warning ladies: If you go along with this for longer than 6 months well good luck to ya this guy will never commit and continue stringing you along...he might be really sweet to you in private when no one is looking.
by coolgirl April 20, 2005
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Get the denmark mug.A skier wearing jeans instead of snow pants, often seen sporting a mullet. The ultimate (and rare) denim downhiller also sports a jean jacket, creating the whole Canadian Tuxedo ensemble.
I was snowboarding at Song Mountain and saw a denim downhiller throwing empty PBR cans off of the chairlift.
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